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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a bird! It&#8217;s an alien! It&#8217;s a baby!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I am proud to be part of an Interwebs baby shower for one of my favorite people in this here Websphere: Gorillabuns. Despite the pen name she&#8217;s adopted, I have seen no signs of gargantuan, hairy primates in her family. Then again, the baby has yet to arrive. Fingers crossed, people.
I&#8217;ve only met the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Case of the Mondays</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/case-of-the-mondays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There are bad Mondays, Mondays that you discover a guy you&#8217;ve been chatting with isn&#8217;t as unattached as claimed, or actually unattached at all, and then there are shitty Mondays. Shitty Mondays start out great. New grown-up work blouse with perfectly matched accessories, clear skin, enough time to shave and moisturize, blue bird on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The bar</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/the-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a traditional woman. I know that the cheap, excessive Pinot and the three-legged animal might lead you to think otherwise, but I&#8217;m about as traditional as they come. With some things. If I could bring us back to the days of cotillions and dance cards, I would, although I&#8217;d pre-populate said card with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tags: wine and hookers</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/tags-wine-and-hookers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in love with my therapist. Not in lust love, as that would not be at all appropriate, but love love, like you are with good friends. I&#8217;m referring to the ones who know better than to buy you anything with puffy paint on it and those who remember you&#8217;re allergic to shellfish. She&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Call it a day</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/call-it-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[On that day I felt like a woman on Oprah. Not the good kind of being a woman on Oprah, a woman who happens to visit for O&#8217;s Favorite Things and squeals like she&#8217;s never once received a present when Oprah introduces her to cashmere. No, this was the other kind of being a woman on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In reality</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/in-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I read some of the reserved women of the Interwebs, some with cropped hair and wide patterned headbands and others with perfect kitchens and flourless recipes, and I wonder why I&#8217;m just so different from them. I wonder why they portray their lives as pictures of perfection, display windows of the 50s, why everything seems wrapped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>34</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/34-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 35 today. No streamers needed, although confetti is always nice. Confetti and lots of wine.
I&#8217;m not sure why, but 35 seems like a pivotal year, mostly because it&#8217;s halfway to 70. Every time I think of my new age I automatically multiply it by 2. I am then unfailingly pleased that I never got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awakening</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/awakening/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I watched the election aftermath from a hotel room in Waco, Texas, just about the last place I thought I would be to bear witness. Somehow I pictured that I&#8217;d be home in DC, that I&#8217;d hear kids setting off small fireworks in the streets while I toasted the television with a better red than [...]]]></description>
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