Ok, so I’m watching the pre-show on ABC. Didn’t it look like Clooney’s girlfriend totally didn’t get his joke about Cary Grant? I also suspect she might be wearing the pastel bedspread from their room at the Sleep Inn.
Javier Bardem. Sweet Jebus. Somebody cleans up real nice, mutton chops and all. I don’t have any [...]
Category Archives: tipsy Blogging an Awards Show
Michael Clayton, can you get mama a glass of red while you’re up? Juno you want to.
02.24.08 –
Oscar Wild
02.23.08 –
Hmmm. My girl buns asked if I’d be live blogging the Oscars tomorrow night. Thinking about it. Anyone going to be around?
Samantha . . . who?
01.13.08 –
I intended to live blog the Golden Globes tonight, but then those writer types whah whah whah-ed all the way home and it wasn’t to be. I’m left watching the Access Hollywood talent fill time with excessively-Lubridermed legs that may or may not glow in the dark and really, really wide ties. Three hours of [...]
the Awards
02.26.07 –
Due to circumstances beyond my control - mostly this - I will not be doing what I had intended to do tonight, and will instead be live blogging the 79th Annual Academy Awards. Kick ass.
I bought this statuette for my Oscar party that was ne’er to be. Bug loves it. Because it has boobs.
Notice [...]
The Almost-Live Simulblogging of Tonight’s Golden Globes
01.16.07 –
Note to awards purists, there will be no coverage of those awards given to minor stars or major people unknown to me. Or any lifetime achievement of anything award. Or anything with which Roberto Benigni may even REMOTELY be associated.
Let’s get started.
Most Inappropriate Pre-Game CommentSeacrest Out to an unflappable Meredith Grey: Something about [...]
Bored at the Awards
08.28.06 –
Meh. These awards shows are getting more and more sterile, more and more formulaic as the years go by. Why must everything be done by the book? We get it, already. There’s a pre-show, there are ugly and there are pretty dresses, there is a tribute to a dead man, one to a live man, [...]
Best Editing of Costume Design in a Live Animated French Feature about Edward R. Murrow (or, Stuff and Things About the Oscars)
03.05.06 –
Hair and HygieneTim Burton, I think it’s considered cool to shower prior to attending awards shows, particularly one in which your beautiful wife is walking in on your arm. I don’t want to speak for every woman, but last I checked my gender preferred when beaus didn’t smell of Gorgonzola and guinea pig cage.
Come [...]
