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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; stuff that&#8217;s wrong with me</title>
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		<title>Cross penned</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/03/cross-penned/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/03/cross-penned/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t often get angry, as in really furious. I just don’t. I get sassy, frustrated, peeved, irritated. In those moments, I prattle on, some might say incessantly, touching on each bothersome detail until I’ve vented sufficiently. I cover that spectrum with some regularity. I can name two times in the past six months at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>We’re moving . . . We’re moving</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/03/we%e2%80%99re-moving-we%e2%80%99re-moving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/03/we%e2%80%99re-moving-we%e2%80%99re-moving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We’re all trying to be healthier. I know this is the standard New Year’s resolution, but I sense that the global commitment to improvement is more serious this year, that there’s recognition that we need to do something if we’re going to live long enough to die at the hands of robots. I am convinced [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Waggish</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/waggish/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/waggish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m well aware that I’m becoming something of a cat blogger, what with the regular updates and the explicit photos of my kids naked in the bathtub. Later this week I’ll be posting questions about whether they make neti pots for toddler-aged felines, so be sure to set your Outlook calendars for that one. Today [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Undercover Investigation</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/undercover-investigation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/undercover-investigation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you know me in the real life, you likely know that I have sleep issues. Issues is putting it mildly. Since I was a child, I have required an ungodly amount of sleep; we’re talking eight or nine hours nightly. For most of my life, I have also lived like a new parent without [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Upward slope</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/upward-slope/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/upward-slope/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I must find something to make this winter tolerable. It will be 50 today, something of a reprieve, but let’s not break out the bikinis just yet. The temperature will drop again next week, say my trusted sources at NBC4, and I will return to the mode of not wanting to grocery shop, not wanting [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>putting the baby in a corner</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2009/01/putting-the-baby-in-her-corner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2009/01/putting-the-baby-in-her-corner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[parentals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas was spent in West Virginia, a state that&#8217;s actually quite lovely, a state with fewer gun shops and cars in front yards than I remember. We stayed at a spa, a destination equal parts Dirty Dancing and the Shining. Cottages dot the perimeter of the greater campus, which looks like a tiny college, if [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>All in favor</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/all-in-favor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/11/all-in-favor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dc voting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[helvetica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I voted yesterday. I was a panic attack waiting to happen on the way there, what with the Twitter tales of three-hour-long waits and broken pencils and other horrors. I will say that I drove around 4th St NW looking for parking for at least 25 minutes, around and around and then around once again, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hush, hush</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/10/hush-hush/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/10/hush-hush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a container of brownies in the work kitchen and they&#8217;re calling my name. It&#8217;s not the normal kind of call that red wine makes, which is more of a low, slow Barry White type of call, with some really lovely and unexpected boyish undertones. It&#8217;s certainly not the same as the Milk Duds in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>The real reason I own stock in Glade</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/08/the-real-reason-i-own-stock-in-glade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/08/the-real-reason-i-own-stock-in-glade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The laptop is broken. Busted. Ruined. Kaput. It is a lie to say I didn’t have a hand in this, as I did, and probably more than one. You see I like a clean work space but also prefer to work on the bed, where I can prop myself up on plush pillows, just as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Very Special Episode: Sweets Surrender, The Ocho</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/08/a-very-special-episode-sweets-surrender-the-ocho/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/08/a-very-special-episode-sweets-surrender-the-ocho/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am a complete sucker for punishment. I also cannot control myself when it comes to checking up on things. Like anything in the oven. Like old boyfriends via Google. I guess that last one is more like stalking, but you get the idea.
And so it was last night that after two glasses of wine [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Latest Bloomer</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/the-latest-bloomer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/the-latest-bloomer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In 1985, I called my best friend Maureen in a desperate flurry of rotary numbers. I wanted to be the first to tell her. Had she heard it? At first, silence. “Heard what?” she asked. Heard Madonna’s awesome new song? I said with considerable pubescent sass. “No,” she said. “How does it go?” I hummed [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>More than a feeling</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/more-than-a-feeling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/more-than-a-feeling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m in Boston. Safe and not at all sound. I haven’t seen much of the city, but am decidedly amused by the local fascination with a firefighter on disability who got caught flexing his beef in a bodybuilding competition. I’ve seen the footage – I’m pretty sure it’s on a 24-hour loop – and let [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Because a blogger&#8217;s got to have her fantasies</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/because-a-bloggers-got-to-have-her-fantasies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/because-a-bloggers-got-to-have-her-fantasies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[men in a box under my bed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Statcounter is a little evil and on occasion it plays tricks with my mind. I allow it, of course. It’s probably more appropriate to say I indulge it, much as I do my fantasies about Nutella and those men in the box under my bed. Every so often, when I can see from where someone [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>41</slash:comments>
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		<title>With or Without You</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/with-or-without-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/with-or-without-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[things that are perfectly fine with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=568</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I consider my ability to forgive to be an affliction. Like halitosis. Dengue fever. It’s the result of years of screwing up, of acknowledging my vast weaknesses, and not just those involving Pinot or Diet Coke. We all fail; we all fall short. We all don’t respond when we should, when the need is stated. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Slip</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/06/slip/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/06/slip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.notyetawino.com/?p=562</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Marlboro and I had breakup sex last night. Pinot Grigio invited us both to her place and before I knew it there he was. I&#8217;m not going to lie; it was good to be close to him, his lean body, his sweet smell. Things were comfortable and there&#8217;s something to be said for familiarity. Cheap, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>30</slash:comments>
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		<title>These important life lessons sponsored by MS Word bullets</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/these-important-life-lessons-sponsored-by-ms-word-bullets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/these-important-life-lessons-sponsored-by-ms-word-bullets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Don&#8217;t leave your apartment at 8:53 am with only a screwdriver and your new license plates. 


When leaving said apartment, try to wear something other than yoga pants and a white tee shirt. Like a bra and underwear.


When you realize you&#8217;ve locked yourself out and have only a car key, don&#8217;t berate yourself for not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kris: the other bright meat</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/kris-the-other-bright-meat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/kris-the-other-bright-meat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tired of living the anti-healthy lifestyle. For all intents and purposes, my picture should be on the FDA Web page devoted to How Not to Treat What God Gave Ya, the one that would pair me with some uberradiant Kris antithesis like Ashley Judd or Denise Austin. She&#8217;d be demonstrating how to make popsicles [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>Reason #1,040</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/03/reason-1040/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/03/reason-1040/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The totality of my Target purchases from last night, which I’m sure were not lost on the adorable single guy in front of me in line:
No fewer than four Weight Watchers meals, of completely limited variety, which of course reveal my affinity for romantic fireside dinners.
A bright blue vat of cat food.  Which of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Samantha . . . who?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/01/samantha-who/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/01/samantha-who/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipsy Blogging an Awards Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I intended to live blog the Golden Globes tonight, but then those writer types whah whah whah-ed all the way home and it wasn’t to be. I’m left watching the Access Hollywood talent fill time with excessively-Lubridermed legs that may or may not glow in the dark and really, really wide ties. Three hours of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been five months.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/12/its-been-five-months/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/12/its-been-five-months/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dress from Target for work holiday party: $52.  Control top pantyhose to suck in muffin top: $5.25.  Finding dressy black shrug in suitcase still packed from BlogHer: priceless.
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Further evidence that the hairballs may have reached my brain</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/12/further-evidence-that-the-hairballs-may-have-reached-my-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/12/further-evidence-that-the-hairballs-may-have-reached-my-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There’s no lying on this site. You know this, right? Well, this morning I saw the divine image of Madonna on my shower door. I don’t know how it happened, but the water droplets cleared the path for a gorgeous and clear head-to-toe glass image, gentle curves and all. With dollar signs in my eyes, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Batshit 2.0</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/11/batshit-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have officially lost it. Recent stressors (Dad was in the ICU. Hi!) have pushed me over the edge. That’s not entirely accurate. Methinks I put on my best running shoes, beat the starting gun, and leapt with all my might right over the border into Batshitdom, as evidenced by a series of eruptive public [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yet again it&#8217;s official. I&#8217;m not a real woman.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/11/yet-again-its-official-im-not-a-real-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the way to work, I passed a man and a woman with a bubbly baby boy.  They were loading up the car as they started their sunny Friday.  The giggly baby just did not stop laughing. 
&#8220;How adorable!&#8221; I squealed to no one in particular.
I was talking about the mom&#8217;s haircut.
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		<title>Oh (my sweet Lord he’s her) Brother</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/10/oh-my-sweet-lord-he%e2%80%99s-her-brother/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/10/oh-my-sweet-lord-he%e2%80%99s-her-brother/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A viewing of “the Great Pumpkin” or “That’s one Big Ass Punkin’” or whatever it is that the kids call it these days is a little different with a glass of wine. And an appreciation for just how odd it is that I enjoyed at 7 years of age a cartoon that employed polysyllabic words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even better than Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/10/even-better-than-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I ate some of the cats&#8217; kibble tonight.  Don&#8217;t judge.
Let me preface this moment of TMI with an acknowledgement that I&#8217;m going through some heady stuff right now, some unbloggableness that is neither pleasant nor admittedly of a nature that would actually cause one to taste one&#8217;s cat food.  It has, however, caused [...]]]></description>
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