dear dude,
you know how you have preferences about things? like how you like hardee’s way more than arby’s, and how you are the only man on the planet who still wears tightie whities given that you like how they “swaddle your junk”? right, well me not wanting to have kids is so much [...]
Category Archives: stuff that's wrong with everbody else
an open letter to dudes
05.02.07 –
how to make my head pop off
03.01.07 –
Although irritating, I’m not talking about Lost having moved to 10 o’clock or people constantly telling me I’d be a great mom. I’m talking about this.
Not the fine reporting of a fellow DC Web site, mind you, but the ridiculous tendency for people to make proclamations about things not fully researched or explored. And to [...]
Discretion
02.18.07 –
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the first time I walked into a host’s bathroom and saw personal hygiene wipes in plain view. They weren’t tucked away, as they would have been in my house, on a linen closet shelf covered by a hand towel, and then further encased in a brown paper bag labeled [...]