Now how did you know I was a quart low on drama?
Thanks. I so needed that.
Category Archives: stuff that's wrong with everbody else
to the asshat who broke into my car last night
08.16.07 –
If any of you are called to testify against me, please empty your cache immediately
05.15.07 –
It never ceases to amaze me just how dumb the average American murderer is. Now don’t get all stars and stripes on me; I am convinced that statistical analyses would prove the United States criminal to be exponentially less savvy than those in most other countries. There must be a Polish joke I’m missing [...]
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05.04.07 –
So I’m happy to report that the creme brulee topping that encased the bulb of my nose completely chipped off last night. I almost saved the flaky goodness for show and tell with my coworkers. I thought better of it. Maybe next time.
Apparently sunburns don’t happen all that often in the mid-Atlantic. At least 25 [...]