So I’m happy to report that the creme brulee topping that encased the bulb of my nose completely chipped off last night. I almost saved the flaky goodness for show and tell with my coworkers. I thought better of it. Maybe next time.
Apparently sunburns don’t happen all that often in the mid-Atlantic. At least 25 [...]
Category Archives: stuff that's wrong with everbody else
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05.04.07 –
an open letter to dudes
05.02.07 –
dear dude,
you know how you have preferences about things? like how you like hardee’s way more than arby’s, and how you are the only man on the planet who still wears tightie whities given that you like how they “swaddle your junk”? right, well me not wanting to have kids is so much [...]
how to make my head pop off
03.01.07 –
Although irritating, I’m not talking about Lost having moved to 10 o’clock or people constantly telling me I’d be a great mom. I’m talking about this.
Not the fine reporting of a fellow DC Web site, mind you, but the ridiculous tendency for people to make proclamations about things not fully researched or explored. And to [...]
Discretion
02.18.07 –
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the first time I walked into a host’s bathroom and saw personal hygiene wipes in plain view. They weren’t tucked away, as they would have been in my house, on a linen closet shelf covered by a hand towel, and then further encased in a brown paper bag labeled [...]
Convenient explanation
01.24.07 –
I hope this dragon’s parents are more gullible than mine were.
crickets.
Unsolicited Advice
01.22.07 –
Because I wanted to.
I’ve read lately that the Gap has lost its footing in the just-missed-J. Crew market. Am I the only one who’s not shocked? Last I went to Gap, the quality of both the clothing and the perfume was on par with the intentionally less expensive, big-glasses-wearing Old Navy, and the [...]
DC Yin and Yang
01.05.07 –
No doubt about it. Yesterday was a beautiful, historic day here in Washington. Not only did the new government folk clog up my route home with their ridiculously heavy and unnecessary braking, but Nancy Pelosi was passed the gavel to serve as Speaker of the House (with a much more stylish choice of [...]
I can’t understand why Bug runs away when I try to braid his hair
01.03.07 –
Yeah, so I’m pretty sure I have no idea how to spend down time. Most of my people were out of town for the past two days, otherwise occupied, or keeping a safe distance from Kris: Outbreak Monkey, so I was alone a good bit. And suffice it to say I was pretty [...]
