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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; stuff that&#8217;s wrong with everbody else</title>
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		<title>putting the baby in a corner</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2009/01/putting-the-baby-in-her-corner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2009/01/putting-the-baby-in-her-corner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[parentals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas was spent in West Virginia, a state that&#8217;s actually quite lovely, a state with fewer gun shops and cars in front yards than I remember. We stayed at a spa, a destination equal parts Dirty Dancing and the Shining. Cottages dot the perimeter of the greater campus, which looks like a tiny college, if [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>More than a feeling</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/more-than-a-feeling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/more-than-a-feeling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m in Boston. Safe and not at all sound. I haven’t seen much of the city, but am decidedly amused by the local fascination with a firefighter on disability who got caught flexing his beef in a bodybuilding competition. I’ve seen the footage – I’m pretty sure it’s on a 24-hour loop – and let [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>All TV tragedies are born on a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/all-tv-tragedies-are-born-on-a-tuesday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/all-tv-tragedies-are-born-on-a-tuesday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Bachelorette must be over, because last night I ended up watching Family Feud. I rationalize that this is acceptable because such shows are demonstrated to stave off early-onset dementia. I’m not kidding. About believing that.
The night’s first half-hour pitted two families against each other in traditional style: one family completely sucks while the patriarch [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dear Chicago Word Pilferer,</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/dear-chicago-word-pilferer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/dear-chicago-word-pilferer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I do hope this post finds you well. And still single.
I must say that it was unexpected, shocking, and fully infuriating to hear from a reader last week that my words were being used elsewhere. I shouldn’t be too strong; I remember writing as a child and thinking it must be somehow satisfying for authors [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>Herding Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/05/herding-cats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/05/herding-cats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I emailed my mother to see if she needed any help before the weekend. There is still post-death cleanup going on in the land of the Likeys, you see, forms and a plethora of “This page intentionally left blank”s that seem neverending. I don’t recommend the death of a loved one for many reasons, but [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>not lying down</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/not-lying-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/not-lying-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[i never promised all of it would be funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I try not to lie too much, but admittedly I fail miserably.  I’ve fessed this up before to you, along with my fondness for Easy Cheese and Tony Danza vehicles, but the subject has come up in my life again more recently.  I’m reminded.  In my skewed tiny head – I’m not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>to the asshat who broke into my car last night</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/to-the-asshat-who-broke-into-my-car-last-night/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/to-the-asshat-who-broke-into-my-car-last-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now how did you know I was a quart low on drama?  
Thanks.  I so needed that.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>If any of you are called to testify against me, please empty your cache immediately</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/if-any-of-you-are-called-to-testify-against-me-please-empty-your-cache-immediately/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/if-any-of-you-are-called-to-testify-against-me-please-empty-your-cache-immediately/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me just how dumb the average American murderer is.  Now don’t get all stars and stripes on me; I am convinced that statistical analyses would prove the United States criminal to be exponentially less savvy than those in most other countries. There must be a Polish joke I’m missing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>SPF 0</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/spf-0/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/spf-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m happy to report that the creme brulee topping that encased the bulb of my nose completely chipped off last night. I almost saved the flaky goodness for show and tell with my coworkers. I thought better of it. Maybe next time.
Apparently sunburns don&#8217;t happen all that often in the mid-Atlantic. At least 25 [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>an open letter to dudes</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[dear dude,
you know how you have preferences about things?  like how you like hardee&#8217;s way more than arby&#8217;s, and how you are the only man on the planet who still wears tightie whities given that you like how they &#8220;swaddle your junk&#8221;?  right, well me not wanting to have kids is so much [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>how to make my head pop off</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/03/how-to-make-my-head-pop-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/03/how-to-make-my-head-pop-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although irritating, I&#8217;m not talking about Lost having moved to 10 o&#8217;clock or people constantly telling me I&#8217;d be a great mom. I&#8217;m talking about this.
Not the fine reporting of a fellow DC Web site, mind you, but the ridiculous tendency for people to make proclamations about things not fully researched or explored. And to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>Discretion</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/discretion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/discretion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 22:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever forget the first time I walked into a host&#8217;s bathroom and saw personal hygiene wipes in plain view. They weren&#8217;t tucked away, as they would have been in my house, on a linen closet shelf covered by a hand towel, and then further encased in a brown paper bag labeled [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>41</slash:comments>
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		<title>Convenient explanation</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/convenient-explanation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/convenient-explanation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hope this dragon&#8217;s parents are more gullible than mine were.
crickets.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unsolicited Advice</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/unsolicited-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/unsolicited-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because I wanted to.
I’ve read lately that the Gap has lost its footing in the just-missed-J. Crew market.  Am I the only one who’s not shocked?  Last I went to Gap, the quality of both the clothing and the perfume was on par with the intentionally less expensive, big-glasses-wearing Old Navy, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>DC Yin and Yang</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/dc-yin-and-yang/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/dc-yin-and-yang/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No doubt about it.  Yesterday was a beautiful, historic day here in Washington.  Not only did the new government folk clog up my route home with their ridiculously heavy and unnecessary braking, but Nancy Pelosi was passed the gavel to serve as Speaker of the House (with a much more stylish choice of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t understand why Bug runs away when I try to braid his hair</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/i-cant-understand-why-bug-runs-away-when-i-try-to-braid-his-hair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/i-cant-understand-why-bug-runs-away-when-i-try-to-braid-his-hair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 13:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so I&#8217;m pretty sure I have no idea how to spend down time.  Most of my people were out of town for the past two days, otherwise occupied, or keeping a safe distance from Kris: Outbreak Monkey, so I was alone a good bit.  And suffice it to say I was pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>Overkill</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/overkill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/overkill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one finding herself overwhelmed, disgusted and disturbed by the stimulus overload that is the repeated graphic video of Saddam&#8217;s execution?  Saturday morning television, indeed.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>Driven crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/driven-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/driven-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 21:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just home from Orlando, I left the apartment today only to pick up groceries (read: tomato sauce and wine) to find that my beloved car needed to be reinspected by this Tuesday.
Ugh.
When she failed her initial inspection, the actually very helpful DC DMV peeps gave me a bright orange paper that outlined the &#8220;drive cycle,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;m pretty sure even Pa Ingalls had diversity training</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/im-pretty-sure-even-pa-ingalls-had-diversity-training/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/im-pretty-sure-even-pa-ingalls-had-diversity-training/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Friday night was planned to include paid comedy and Points-friendly eating and imbibing.  The Best Friend and I began the evening at a chain restaurant with a run in with an old friend and three Points worth of Miller Lite.  Eat your hearts out, Carrie and Samantha.  
Halfway through our mildly appetizing, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>And on the third day, God created the airhead.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/and-on-the-third-day-god-created-the-airhead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/and-on-the-third-day-god-created-the-airhead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HR notified me today that in my first act as Newly-Employed Thirtysomething, I designated myself as my own life insurance beneficiary.
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		<slash:comments>50</slash:comments>
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		<title>Play that funky music white girl</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/play-that-funky-music-white-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/play-that-funky-music-white-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I arrived at the weekend with a need to burn off steam.  I found myself a) unemployed, and in that state following one of the most stressful weeks of work on record, and b) with an awful post-cruise cold, likely picked up from one of the many coughing-sans-coverage passengers on my 767.  Saturday [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>55</slash:comments>
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		<title>Most forgettable, that&#8217;s what you are.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/12/most-forgettable-thats-what-you-are/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/12/most-forgettable-thats-what-you-are/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Within a two-hour period on Sunday, I ran into three people who I have met on separate occasions within the past four months.  Each of these individuals reintroduced themselves to me, stating emphatically that it was so good to meet me.  &#8220;But we&#8217;ve met before,&#8221; I wanted to say.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t you remember?&#8221;
To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hit me with your best . . . spit</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/hit-me-with-your-best-spit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear unidentified male,
Good morning.  I hope this rant finds you well.
It is such a beautiful day today.  The leaves are just turning and as the weather people are prone to say, &#8220;it&#8217;s unseasonably warm.&#8221;  Young tikes are enjoying a sleepy dawn on the playground.  Yes, those are cumulus clouds you see. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WWJD?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/wwjd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t be entirely sure, but I&#8217;m guessing the one sticker He&#8217;d put on his truck wouldn&#8217;t be of Calvin and Hobbes peeing on Satan.
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		<title>Remedial Psych 101</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/09/remedial-psych-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have opinions about certain things.  About many things.  I think hundreds of busses should have been waiting at southern borders ready to move immediately into areas devastated by Hurricane Katrina, if not in the area beforehand to remove mandatory evacuees.  I believe that no matter how good looking and fit she [...]]]></description>
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