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The Almost-Live Simulblogging of Tonight’s Golden Globes

Note to awards purists, there will be no coverage of those awards given to minor stars or major people unknown to me. Or any lifetime achievement of anything award. Or anything with which Roberto Benigni may even REMOTELY be associated.
Let’s get started.
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A needy woman does what?

Today I brought in two dozen donuts to work. That should make the nice people like me.
And make the mean people fat.
[insert maniacal laughter here.]

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