I care not for people in costume.
(That’s not altogether true, as we all know that a number 1) they serve their purpose on annual October 31sts when no one is a better Dorothy than I, and c number 3) the practice is acceptable in certain boudoir situations. That said.)
I can’t stand when law-abiding, self-respecting adults [...]
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God rest ye merry costumed men
08.24.07 –
dear very cute dc boy
08.14.07 –
do make sure your blacks match before leaving the house. such a travesty.
and nine out of ten capitol hill 20-something women? why ruin that perfectly tailored $300 suit with flip flops? seriously?
The Almost-Live Simulblogging of Tonight’s Golden Globes
01.16.07 –
Note to awards purists, there will be no coverage of those awards given to minor stars or major people unknown to me. Or any lifetime achievement of anything award. Or anything with which Roberto Benigni may even REMOTELY be associated.
Let’s get started.
Most Inappropriate Pre-Game CommentSeacrest Out to an unflappable Meredith Grey: Something about [...]
A needy woman does what?
04.22.05 –
Today I brought in two dozen donuts to work. That should make the nice people like me.
And make the mean people fat.
[insert maniacal laughter here.]
