Laguna Beach is back, and it’s brought with it a whole new breed of bitch. The bitches of yore were pretty low, but the antics were run-of-the-mill stuff consisting of juvenile comments about extensions and weight gain and skanks and such. This year signals the debut of a new borg-like bitch, one who eats sushi [...]
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DC Woman Driven to Brink; Admits Emotional Outburst Didn’t Happen "On Accident"
08.22.06 –
District of Columbia – A Washington, DC resident was heard violently berating a friend in a Northern Virginia mega-store earlier today, reportedly nearing a psychotic break after withstanding years of inappropriate word usage on the part of the same-aged acquaintance.
“You cannot lose your senility, you asshat,” fellow Target shoppers reportedly heard the striking blond scream. [...]
It pays to be hot.
06.06.06 –
I have a bone to pick. (I know, SHOCKER.)
In an insomnia-induced haze, I sat looking through the local paper last night at 2:30 am, wishing I had something other than wine, soup packets and melba rounds in the house. Given the DC housing craze, the paper was full of realtor ads and exorbitant sale [...]