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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; ranting</title>
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		<title>365</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/10/365/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
I know it isn&#8217;t always evident, but I started this site as an outlet for writing. I wanted a place that would pull me to write, a spot of permanence where others might eventually read it. The hope was that the writing would improve, that there wouldn&#8217;t be the need for quite so many ellipses [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>If any of you are called to testify against me, please empty your cache immediately</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/if-any-of-you-are-called-to-testify-against-me-please-empty-your-cache-immediately/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/if-any-of-you-are-called-to-testify-against-me-please-empty-your-cache-immediately/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me just how dumb the average American murderer is.  Now don’t get all stars and stripes on me; I am convinced that statistical analyses would prove the United States criminal to be exponentially less savvy than those in most other countries. There must be a Polish joke I’m missing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Relish the red onion!</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/03/relish-the-red-onion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/03/relish-the-red-onion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was another Weight Watchers* weigh-in day. Did I fail to whine about being back on the Dub Dub again? Well I am. So suck it.
So for the past two weeks I have successfully managed to lose, and for effect I will wait for an insert-your-own-drumroll-here moment, a whopping .4 pounds. As in the U.S. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll tell you the story of my frigid apartment another time. For now, we&#8217;ll have to go with this.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/ill-tell-you-the-story-of-my-frigid-apartment-another-time-for-now-well-have-to-go-with-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/ill-tell-you-the-story-of-my-frigid-apartment-another-time-for-now-well-have-to-go-with-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A male friend and I have decided to standardize the initial days of dating, to make the rules set, based on mathematical and statistical and other assorted -ical calculations, so that one need not wait in anguish for a call or an email or a first kiss. I would have diagrammed it all pretty like, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>I clearly need more to do on Friday nights than be mean to reindeer, even wussy ones</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/i-clearly-need-more-to-do-on-friday-nights-than-be-mean-to-reindeer-even-wussy-ones/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/i-clearly-need-more-to-do-on-friday-nights-than-be-mean-to-reindeer-even-wussy-ones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Penned 12/8/2006 . . . this is just the first half hour. I&#8217;ll post the rest if anyone really needs more of this.I’m home. Flight was tolerable given my Jack and Coke. I always wonder why the flight attendant looks at a woman so strangely when she orders such a drink. Anyhoo, I’m in for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bored at the Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/bored-at-the-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/bored-at-the-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[men in a box under my bed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipsy Blogging an Awards Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Meh. These awards shows are getting more and more sterile, more and more formulaic as the years go by. Why must everything be done by the book? We get it, already. There&#8217;s a pre-show, there are ugly and there are pretty dresses, there is a tribute to a dead man, one to a live man, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>If the bitches have to be new, at least the theme song is the same</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/if-the-bitches-have-to-be-new-at-least-the-theme-song-is-the-same/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/if-the-bitches-have-to-be-new-at-least-the-theme-song-is-the-same/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laguna Beach is back, and it’s brought with it a whole new breed of bitch. The bitches of yore were pretty low, but the antics were run-of-the-mill stuff consisting of juvenile comments about extensions and weight gain and skanks and such. This year signals the debut of a new borg-like bitch, one who eats sushi [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>DC Woman Driven to Brink; Admits Emotional Outburst Didn&#8217;t Happen &quot;On Accident&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/dc-woman-driven-to-brink-admits-emotional-outburst-didnt-happen-on-accident/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/dc-woman-driven-to-brink-admits-emotional-outburst-didnt-happen-on-accident/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[District of Columbia &#8211; A Washington, DC resident was heard violently berating a friend in a Northern Virginia mega-store earlier today, reportedly nearing a psychotic break after withstanding years of inappropriate word usage on the part of the same-aged acquaintance.
&#8220;You cannot lose your senility, you asshat,&#8221; fellow Target shoppers reportedly heard the striking blond scream. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>It pays to be hot.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/06/it-pays-to-be-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/06/it-pays-to-be-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 13:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a bone to pick.  (I know, SHOCKER.)
In an insomnia-induced haze, I sat looking through the local paper last night at 2:30 am, wishing I had something other than wine, soup packets and melba rounds in the house. Given the DC housing craze, the paper was full of realtor ads and exorbitant sale [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>Day 1: How to entertain a fellow blogger</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/day-1-how-to-entertain-a-fellow-blogger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/day-1-how-to-entertain-a-fellow-blogger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m learning quickly.  I think it helps if you ensure that she has something to eat before you pick her up from the airport, considering that she had already had three glasses of God’s nectar prior to getting into my Sentra (for which I bought new hubcaps yesterday, simply because the thought of any [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tsk, tsk</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/tsk-tsk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/tsk-tsk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear DC,
I&#8217;m not sure it was the greatest idea to bring a caravan of bussed prisoners through downtown at 8 am today.  Last time I checked, 8 am was still right smack in the rush hour here in the Eastern Time Zone.  And although I enjoyed the colorful array of armored cars with [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Commence purge</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/09/commence-purge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/09/commence-purge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sweet Britney, I am so full of bad thoughts. They haunt me all week and I stuff them down, sit on them, and go to great lengths to ensure that they don’t bubble up into actual statements. Why is it so difficult to say what you’ve always wanted to say? Those things you’d say behind [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>54</slash:comments>
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		<title>With deepest apologies to those readers named Velma or Cletus.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/with-deepest-apologies-to-those-readers-named-velma-or-cletus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/with-deepest-apologies-to-those-readers-named-velma-or-cletus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have the fortune of living in one of the most trafficked cities on the East Coast.  Each year, millions visit the city I call home, boarding open-air tour trams en masse with visors cocked close to 90 degrees.  Denying the warnings of tram transportation experts the world round, children hang like monkeys [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>Must Love Blogs</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/must-love-blogs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/must-love-blogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[men in a box under my bed]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John,
I’m sorry to do this to you via my blog, but he has been the only source of support for me lately.  I need to let you know that I just can’t do this anymore.
I feel like I have been really, really good to you, John.  Hell, your mom and I were [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>50</slash:comments>
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		<title>Help me Honda</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/help-me-honda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/help-me-honda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, road!  Twenty-year-old pedestrian, I&#8217;ll wait on the green light while you and your latte cross the street.  I know you aren&#8217;t as nimble as you were at 18, and your feet must simply ache from that walk of shame you made at 6 this morning!  You &#8211; take &#8211; your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>Listen up, thighs.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/listen-up-thighs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/listen-up-thighs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 22:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right.  Mama&#8217;s gonna eat a Snickers, and you&#8217;re gonna like it.
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>What every woman should know</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/what-every-woman-should-know/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/what-every-woman-should-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poppy&#8217;s husband made her watch another Tom Cruise interview last night.  As any woman would, she feared for her safety and mental health.
We must stop the insanity before he takes over.  Women, prepare youself.  Tom Cruise is bound to be on TV again soon.  My advice to Poppy, and the millions [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Biting the hand that feeds me</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/biting-the-hand-that-feeds-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/biting-the-hand-that-feeds-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 01:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In my tiny slice of pie that is the world, today has been proclaimed &#8220;Shit I can&#8217;t stand about Blogger&#8221; day.  That&#8217;s right.  Bring out the kids from the lollipop guild and let&#8217;s get this party started.
All I did was use the &#8220;Next Blog&#8221; function to try to add to the 3.5 blogs [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>If the menses frighten you, maybe you should read another of my entries.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/if-the-menses-frighten-you-maybe-you-should-read-another-of-my-entries/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/if-the-menses-frighten-you-maybe-you-should-read-another-of-my-entries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Das cramps.  Enough said.
I grew up dependent on an Advil/Tylenol cocktail and it worked its magic for many years.  I then built up a tolerance for such simple meds and was forced to hit up peers for Nuprin, Motrin and even the hard prescription stuff that only moms seem to take.  Throw [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>As if &quot;I&#8217;m Bolton like Michael&quot; wasn&#8217;t bad enough</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/as-if-im-bolton-like-michael-wasnt-bad-enough/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/as-if-im-bolton-like-michael-wasnt-bad-enough/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 21:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone just used &#8220;Stick a fork in me, I&#8217;m done.&#8221;
My role in this scenario = similar to that of Old Yeller.
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Frozen feet?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/frozen-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/frozen-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doubts, fear, stomach aches.  Calling the wedding off!  Telling your parents you&#8217;ve made the wrong choice, and that their $50,000 is mostly nonrefundable.  Passing out/running away/choosing the best man over your fiance.  I can take it.
Inspiring a national frenzy, worrying your parents sick, wasting taxpayer and law enforcement time and funds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m on a totally different plane</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/im-on-a-totally-different-plane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/im-on-a-totally-different-plane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 02:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a fear of flying and it makes me do strange things.
I ended up in a cockpit once. This was pre 9/11, even pre 9/11 1998, and I was on a flight from Newark to London. I hit up an MD to give me some valium, took five on the five-hour flight, and drank [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>&quot;Excuse me, Friar, where&#8217;s the beer garden?&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/excuse-me-friar-wheres-the-beer-garden/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/excuse-me-friar-wheres-the-beer-garden/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Pope died today.  After his death, CNN covered mourners in St. Peter&#8217;s Square, tears streaming down their faces, some gripping their rosaries.  
In one shot, the cameras caught a young blonde man behind some of the faithful.  There were no red eyes; his lips did not move along with the prayers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hang up and drive, wingnut.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/03/hang-up-and-drive-wingnut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/03/hang-up-and-drive-wingnut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ranting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The guy in the car behind me was flossing his teeth on the way to work this morning.  Full out flossing.
Who are you that you&#8217;re too busy to do this at home? I thought, applying the last of my foundation in my rearview.
]]></description>
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