I know it isn’t always evident, but I started this site as an outlet for writing. I wanted a place that would pull me to write, a spot of permanence where others might eventually read it. The hope was that the writing would improve, that there wouldn’t be the need for quite so many ellipses [...]
Category Archives: ranting
If any of you are called to testify against me, please empty your cache immediately
05.15.07 –
It never ceases to amaze me just how dumb the average American murderer is. Now don’t get all stars and stripes on me; I am convinced that statistical analyses would prove the United States criminal to be exponentially less savvy than those in most other countries. There must be a Polish joke I’m missing [...]
Relish the red onion!
03.21.07 –
Today was another Weight Watchers* weigh-in day. Did I fail to whine about being back on the Dub Dub again? Well I am. So suck it.
So for the past two weeks I have successfully managed to lose, and for effect I will wait for an insert-your-own-drumroll-here moment, a whopping .4 pounds. As in the U.S. [...]
I’ll tell you the story of my frigid apartment another time. For now, we’ll have to go with this.
02.07.07 –
A male friend and I have decided to standardize the initial days of dating, to make the rules set, based on mathematical and statistical and other assorted -ical calculations, so that one need not wait in anguish for a call or an email or a first kiss. I would have diagrammed it all pretty like, [...]
I clearly need more to do on Friday nights than be mean to reindeer, even wussy ones
12.12.06 –
Penned 12/8/2006 . . . this is just the first half hour. I’ll post the rest if anyone really needs more of this.I’m home. Flight was tolerable given my Jack and Coke. I always wonder why the flight attendant looks at a woman so strangely when she orders such a drink. Anyhoo, I’m in for [...]
Bored at the Awards
08.28.06 –
Meh. These awards shows are getting more and more sterile, more and more formulaic as the years go by. Why must everything be done by the book? We get it, already. There’s a pre-show, there are ugly and there are pretty dresses, there is a tribute to a dead man, one to a live man, [...]
If the bitches have to be new, at least the theme song is the same
08.24.06 –
Laguna Beach is back, and it’s brought with it a whole new breed of bitch. The bitches of yore were pretty low, but the antics were run-of-the-mill stuff consisting of juvenile comments about extensions and weight gain and skanks and such. This year signals the debut of a new borg-like bitch, one who eats sushi [...]
DC Woman Driven to Brink; Admits Emotional Outburst Didn’t Happen "On Accident"
08.22.06 –
District of Columbia – A Washington, DC resident was heard violently berating a friend in a Northern Virginia mega-store earlier today, reportedly nearing a psychotic break after withstanding years of inappropriate word usage on the part of the same-aged acquaintance.
“You cannot lose your senility, you asshat,” fellow Target shoppers reportedly heard the striking blond scream. [...]
