Someone at work asked me where I was from the other day.
“Jersey, beeeeooooootch!” I replied while slapping my own ass in full view of the Xerox and the paper slicer.
In my dreams.
“I’m from New Jersey.” I curtsied and then spit into my dip cup.
“Oh,” she said. I didn’t ask why. She offered. “I’ve just never [...]
Category Archives: parentals
Mama’s Family
09.20.06 –
I’m in a foul mood to begin with, one that cannot be rescued by any amount of sunshine and holiday weekend barbeque sauce.
05.27.06 –
So if you want happy, go here, or for those of you who need something stronger/toxic, try this.
“We should go out today,” my mother said. “Your father doesn’t really want to leave the house anymore, and that worries me.”
I’m not so sure I would want to go out if I was always [...]
Honesty is such a lonely word
07.24.05 –
This topic has been trying to hatch in my brain for some time now, but I successfully had convinced it to remain in its shell for at least a few more weeks. That was until Pink Lemonade Diva
- or more specifically, her mother – unplugged the idea incubator and handed me the pen. [...]