Category Archives: parentals

Mama’s Family

Someone at work asked me where I was from the other day.
“Jersey, beeeeooooootch!” I replied while slapping my own ass in full view of the Xerox and the paper slicer.
In my dreams.
“I’m from New Jersey.” I curtsied and then spit into my dip cup.
“Oh,” she said. I didn’t ask why. She offered. “I’ve just never [...]

I’m in a foul mood to begin with, one that cannot be rescued by any amount of sunshine and holiday weekend barbeque sauce.

So if you want happy, go here, or for those of you who need something stronger/toxic, try this.
“We should go out today,” my mother said. “Your father doesn’t really want to leave the house anymore, and that worries me.”
I’m not so sure I would want to go out if I was always [...]

Honesty is such a lonely word

This topic has been trying to hatch in my brain for some time now, but I successfully had convinced it to remain in its shell for at least a few more weeks. That was until Pink Lemonade Diva
- or more specifically, her mother – unplugged the idea incubator and handed me the pen. [...]

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