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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; on kids and cats</title>
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		<title>Herding Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I emailed my mother to see if she needed any help before the weekend. There is still post-death cleanup going on in the land of the Likeys, you see, forms and a plethora of “This page intentionally left blank”s that seem neverending. I don’t recommend the death of a loved one for many reasons, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s no reason for hugs! There&#8217;s no reason for tears!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there are several reasons for both, but not a one of &#8216;em is growing off of my cat&#8217;s bum! They don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s more c-a-n-c-e-r! Not to be said above a whisper! Until now! 
Tonight&#8217;s vet exam was quite thorough. There was palpating and prodding and yes, there was gooey clear lube, and quite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>this one&#8217;s for the woman who showed me they aren&#8217;t all hairy, feral beasts</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/this-ones-for-the-woman-who-showed-me-they-arent-all-hairy-feral-beasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don’t watch this, my first-ever, low-quality video (other than the ones I made as a Jersey mall superstar in ’87 - and the soft core of ‘06, of course), you are missing out on:
A seldom-seen view of my couch without its skin on.Me almost tripping into the oven.The sound of my transcriptionist typing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>on motherhood</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/on-motherhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a mother.  I may not be a mother in the way that some of you are, but I am a mother nonetheless.  I did not give birth to the furry creatures that sleep in my bed, one on my king-sized pillow and the other to my right with a calico tail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MERRY CHRISTMAS from My Family to Yours</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/merry-christmas-from-my-family-to-yours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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. . . life hardly gets more beautiful than this.
xoxo,kris
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		<title>Scratch.com</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/scratchcom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Cat 1: &#8220;Bug&#8221;  7-year-old Presbyterian tabby searching for his hello kitty.  Lost wrestling scholarship to Florida State University after devastating bout of lyme disease.  Known to friends as a lover not a fighter, but will lick between nails while making fist to appear tough.  Body type: Endomorph.  Currently a finalist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darth Kitty: The Phantom Menace</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/darth-kitty-the-phantom-menace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2005 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone.  Kris can&#8217;t come to the blog right now because I&#8217;ve injured her in a most thoughtful and, of course, unintentional way.
While Kris was sleeping this morning, a true picture of beauty and tranquility, I did the deed.  I began the luscious episode by licking myself repeatedly, even hoisting my left leg [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florence Henderson is not at home right now</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/florence-henderson-is-not-at-home-right-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am choosing not to have children.  I had someone ask the other day how it was that I knew this was the case.  It made me again ask myself that very question.
I have known for some time now, the way that I imagine people know that they are meant to love those [...]]]></description>
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