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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; on kids and cats</title>
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		<title>Waggish</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m well aware that I’m becoming something of a cat blogger, what with the regular updates and the explicit photos of my kids naked in the bathtub. Later this week I’ll be posting questions about whether they make neti pots for toddler-aged felines, so be sure to set your Outlook calendars for that one. Today [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bugging out</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/bugging-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vet visit 4,071 was this morning. The update: Bug does not have liver or kidney failure or a thyroid condition! This is incredibly good news, because the thought of my cat being radioactive as a result of his treatment is less than appealing.  He does, however, have a urinary tract infection, which immediately prompted me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mama&#8217;s boy</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/mamas-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There something wrong with the wee man of the house. I may have alluded to it before, or wrote in all caps about the YOWLING FOR FOOD, the soul-crushing wailing that makes an appearance at 3, 4, 5, 5:30, and 6 am. Bug wants to eat all the time. Short of filming him, or documenting [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Herding Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/05/herding-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with everbody else]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I emailed my mother to see if she needed any help before the weekend. There is still post-death cleanup going on in the land of the Likeys, you see, forms and a plethora of “This page intentionally left blank”s that seem neverending. I don’t recommend the death of a loved one for many reasons, but [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>There&#8217;s no reason for hugs! There&#8217;s no reason for tears!</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/theres-no-reason-for-hugs-theres-no-reason-for-tears/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/04/theres-no-reason-for-hugs-theres-no-reason-for-tears/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there are several reasons for both, but not a one of &#8216;em is growing off of my cat&#8217;s bum! They don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s more c-a-n-c-e-r! Not to be said above a whisper! Until now! 
Tonight&#8217;s vet exam was quite thorough. There was palpating and prodding and yes, there was gooey clear lube, and quite [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>this one&#8217;s for the woman who showed me they aren&#8217;t all hairy, feral beasts</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/this-ones-for-the-woman-who-showed-me-they-arent-all-hairy-feral-beasts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/this-ones-for-the-woman-who-showed-me-they-arent-all-hairy-feral-beasts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you don’t watch this, my first-ever, low-quality video (other than the ones I made as a Jersey mall superstar in ’87 &#8211; and the soft core of ‘06, of course), you are missing out on:
A seldom-seen view of my couch without its skin on.Me almost tripping into the oven.The sound of my transcriptionist typing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>on motherhood</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/on-motherhood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/on-motherhood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a mother.  I may not be a mother in the way that some of you are, but I am a mother nonetheless.  I did not give birth to the furry creatures that sleep in my bed, one on my king-sized pillow and the other to my right with a calico tail [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>MERRY CHRISTMAS from My Family to Yours</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/merry-christmas-from-my-family-to-yours/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/merry-christmas-from-my-family-to-yours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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. . . life hardly gets more beautiful than this.
xoxo,kris
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Scratch.com</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/scratchcom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/scratchcom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cat 1: &#8220;Bug&#8221;  7-year-old Presbyterian tabby searching for his hello kitty.  Lost wrestling scholarship to Florida State University after devastating bout of lyme disease.  Known to friends as a lover not a fighter, but will lick between nails while making fist to appear tough.  Body type: Endomorph.  Currently a finalist [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>Darth Kitty: The Phantom Menace</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/darth-kitty-the-phantom-menace/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/darth-kitty-the-phantom-menace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2005 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone.  Kris can&#8217;t come to the blog right now because I&#8217;ve injured her in a most thoughtful and, of course, unintentional way.
While Kris was sleeping this morning, a true picture of beauty and tranquility, I did the deed.  I began the luscious episode by licking myself repeatedly, even hoisting my left leg [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Florence Henderson is not at home right now</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/florence-henderson-is-not-at-home-right-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/florence-henderson-is-not-at-home-right-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am choosing not to have children.  I had someone ask the other day how it was that I knew this was the case.  It made me again ask myself that very question.
I have known for some time now, the way that I imagine people know that they are meant to love those [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bug me tender</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/bug-me-tender/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/bug-me-tender/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 15:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My cat is the devil.
Well, not all the time.  Just when I&#8217;m attempting to sleep, and usually when I pass out on the couch, overdosing on too much Justice Files.
Bug likes to sleep on the back of said couch, watching down over me while I slumber.  When I&#8217;m awake, he is docile and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>SWF Seeks Answers, Tubal Ligation</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/03/swf-seeks-answers-tubal-ligation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/03/swf-seeks-answers-tubal-ligation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[on kids and cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To birth or not to birth, is there really any question?
Alright now, so let’s just hash it out; what exactly is wrong with me? For all intents and purposes, I appear a normal woman nearing her 30s – little (ok, no) savings, a graduate degree and steadily accumulating interest on Stafford loans, a growing obsession [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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