I emailed my mother to see if she needed any help before the weekend. There is still post-death cleanup going on in the land of the Likeys, you see, forms and a plethora of “This page intentionally left blank”s that seem neverending. I don’t recommend the death of a loved one for many reasons, but [...]
Category Archives: on kids and cats
There’s no reason for hugs! There’s no reason for tears!
04.15.08 –
Well, there are several reasons for both, but not a one of ‘em is growing off of my cat’s bum! They don’t think it’s more c-a-n-c-e-r! Not to be said above a whisper! Until now!
Tonight’s vet exam was quite thorough. There was palpating and prodding and yes, there was gooey clear lube, and quite [...]
this one’s for the woman who showed me they aren’t all hairy, feral beasts
08.08.07 –
If you don’t watch this, my first-ever, low-quality video (other than the ones I made as a Jersey mall superstar in ’87 - and the soft core of ‘06, of course), you are missing out on:
A seldom-seen view of my couch without its skin on.Me almost tripping into the oven.The sound of my transcriptionist typing [...]
on motherhood
02.13.07 –
I am a mother. I may not be a mother in the way that some of you are, but I am a mother nonetheless. I did not give birth to the furry creatures that sleep in my bed, one on my king-sized pillow and the other to my right with a calico tail [...]
MERRY CHRISTMAS from My Family to Yours
12.24.06 –
. . . life hardly gets more beautiful than this.
xoxo,kris
Scratch.com
11.15.05 –
Cat 1: “Bug” 7-year-old Presbyterian tabby searching for his hello kitty. Lost wrestling scholarship to Florida State University after devastating bout of lyme disease. Known to friends as a lover not a fighter, but will lick between nails while making fist to appear tough. Body type: Endomorph. Currently a finalist [...]
Darth Kitty: The Phantom Menace
07.04.05 –
Hello everyone. Kris can’t come to the blog right now because I’ve injured her in a most thoughtful and, of course, unintentional way.
While Kris was sleeping this morning, a true picture of beauty and tranquility, I did the deed. I began the luscious episode by licking myself repeatedly, even hoisting my left leg [...]
Florence Henderson is not at home right now
06.19.05 –
I am choosing not to have children. I had someone ask the other day how it was that I knew this was the case. It made me again ask myself that very question.
I have known for some time now, the way that I imagine people know that they are meant to love those [...]
