I spend an inordinate amount of time totally absorbed by food and what will I eat next and did I eat too much and how many points are in this dressing? I know they say that analysis leads to paralysis - in my case, analysis about food leads to overconsumption and then a little [...]
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Take her down a notch
07.05.06 –
I think someone knew my Sassmeter was registering a little too high this weekend. Soaring off my first-ever waxing appointment (with a woman named Agnes, who in my plans was crinkly and 70, but instead was an amazingly hot 25 year old), a very fun weekend spent imbibing good wine and eating vindaloo and [...]
Steel Plates in Head
04.18.06 –
I had a little to drink this weekend.
And one night, in my happiest of happy-hour states, I made the very rational decision that it would be smart to get out and get my exercise on. I recall factoring into my assessment that I would likely feel pretty crummy in the morning, so [...]
I may take this post down, because I don’t like braggarts, boasters, sycophants, narcissists, or carpetbaggers, for that matter
04.14.06 –
BUT I AM DOWN 14 POUNDS!!!!
And it just feels soooooo damn good.
The weekend shall therefore involve much wine but very little Easter candy.
Let it commence.
Making points
02.22.06 –
Going back to Weight Watchers always makes me feel a little bit like I’m in the witness protection program. I start fresh in a new city, or even just a new part of an old city, and even I feel new. For all anyone knows, I could have been rescued by Richard Simmons [...]
How many points are in cat?
02.07.06 –
Tonight is my first Weight Watchers weigh in. (Or my 173rd, depending on which tour of Weight Watchers duty you consider this to be.)
In a perfectly sane and rational attempt at weighing less this eve, I actually SHAVED BOTH OF MY LEGS (and it isn’t even Saturday) AND HAVE OPTED TO GO COMMANDO [...]
Me love food long time
07.18.05 –
Since I was born - nay, since the dinosaurs created the universe - I have loved to eat. It occurred to me today, when I lied to my Subway sandwich artist and told him to the contrary, that I have never, ever, and I mean EVER forgotten to eat.
At my most intoxicated [...]
Only 5 points in a Subway sub. Thanks Jared.
03.17.05 –
I am now THAT woman.
I’m the girl that puts on twenty pounds between the last time you saw her at the high school reunion and last week, when she was caught breathing deeply and tucking her spandy pants under her dress at your best friend’s wedding. Yes, I’m the woman who touts [...]
