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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; men in a box under my bed</title>
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		<title>Because a blogger&#8217;s got to have her fantasies</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/07/because-a-bloggers-got-to-have-her-fantasies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Statcounter is a little evil and on occasion it plays tricks with my mind. I allow it, of course. It’s probably more appropriate to say I indulge it, much as I do my fantasies about Nutella and those men in the box under my bed. Every so often, when I can see from where someone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s your neuroticism</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/11/heres-your-neuroticism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a tiny history of obsessive behavior.  Not a big one, like crazy stalker stuff where Mr. Letterman gets a restraining order against me even though it SO didn&#8217;t happen like he said in court, but a little, itty-bitty miniature one, like I can&#8217;t stand the thought of or the actuality of losing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bored at the Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/bored-at-the-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/bored-at-the-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[tipsy Blogging an Awards Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Meh. These awards shows are getting more and more sterile, more and more formulaic as the years go by. Why must everything be done by the book? We get it, already. There&#8217;s a pre-show, there are ugly and there are pretty dresses, there is a tribute to a dead man, one to a live man, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NO. SERIOUSLY. WuhTF???</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/04/no-seriously-wuhtf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/04/no-seriously-wuhtf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Honestly, how much can one girl take in two weeks?
Gyllenhaal, Sarsgaard EngagedApr 11, 2:44 PM EST
The Associated Press
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby, her publicist said Tuesday.
It will be the first marriage for both actors, Gyllenhaal&#8217;s representative, Amanda Silverman, said Tuesday. No other information was released.
The couple have been dating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Editing of Costume Design in a Live Animated French Feature about Edward R. Murrow (or, Stuff and Things About the Oscars)</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/best-editing-of-costume-design-in-a-live-animated-french-feature-about-edward-r-murrow-or-stuff-and-things-about-the-oscars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/best-editing-of-costume-design-in-a-live-animated-french-feature-about-edward-r-murrow-or-stuff-and-things-about-the-oscars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hair and HygieneTim Burton, I think it’s considered cool to shower prior to attending awards shows, particularly one in which your beautiful wife is walking in on your arm.  I don’t want to speak for every woman, but last I checked my gender preferred when beaus didn’t smell of Gorgonzola and guinea pig cage.
Come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did I mention we have the Garden State in common?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/did-i-mention-we-have-the-garden-state-in-common/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/01/did-i-mention-we-have-the-garden-state-in-common/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Peter,
I am so happy you could make it.  I trust that the accommodations I set up for you in the Tupperware storage box under my bed are up to your expectations.  As we discussed while you were in the trunk of my Sentra, I will do my best to make your tenure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Must Love Blogs</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/must-love-blogs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/must-love-blogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John,
I’m sorry to do this to you via my blog, but he has been the only source of support for me lately.  I need to let you know that I just can’t do this anymore.
I feel like I have been really, really good to you, John.  Hell, your mom and I were [...]]]></description>
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