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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; i never promised all of it would be funny</title>
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		<title>Rallying</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 23:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[things that are perfectly fine with me]]></category>

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There was a wee gathering of folks in my city this weekend. A couple hundred thousand, so some news people tell us, or eight lost tourists if you trust some of the others. Whatever you believe, I was there, right in the mess of it, hardly 100 feet left of the stage with a clear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>History</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I want you to do is write back. I want you to email and say that you’ve been acting like an idiot. That you know the unreturned texts were a dick move, that the statements about doing something or other that never manifest were a bad idea on your part. That you blowing off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>not lying down</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/08/not-lying-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I try not to lie too much, but admittedly I fail miserably.  I’ve fessed this up before to you, along with my fondness for Easy Cheese and Tony Danza vehicles, but the subject has come up in my life again more recently.  I’m reminded.  In my skewed tiny head – I’m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>on technique</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/on-technique/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s interesting how we fight. It’s not necessarily the overt act of arguing, per se, but how we battle with one another on a psychological level. Thankfully, I haven’t had too much of this going on as of late. But I’ve witnessed a good bit, as a woman happily perched on the perimeter, loving her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An old friend</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/04/an-old-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[has recontacted me.  A smattering of voicemails and text messages, he makes me chuckle.  And he reminds me of different paths.  Of a life that might be, although not necessarily with him.
This man reminds me of who I was some time ago, the girl who intended to write for a living, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>on not knowing what to say</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/04/on-not-knowing-what-to-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[i never promised all of it would be funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am a woman of many words, but I’ve found myself not having all of them within my grasp lately.  When I try to explain situations to friends or write an account on this site, I’m often left without the right phrasing, or without any words at all.  The descriptors are gone.  [...]]]></description>
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