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		<title>A tale of four cities</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/09/a-tale-of-four-cities/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a blogger doesn’t post for a while, I get all belligerent and angry, like she’s an ex who owes me something from his apartment. And when she comes back, I expect her to post a long and detailed entry, and quite possibly include a shout out to my cats and a coupon for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Canada! Or, Prepare for the sap, party people.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/11/oh-canada-or-prepare-for-the-sap-party-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve had a hard time writing this post over the past day. Mostly because I was hungover and stuck on and off a plane at JFK for five hours, not to mention my INTERNETS AND CABLE being down, but also because I couldn’t decide which slant to take with the content: A number 1) the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wish you were with us</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/11/wish-you-were-with-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear reader,
I&#8217;m headed to Toronto for the weekend.
Amazing how it can take you two flights and six hours to travel to a city essentially two states away. My theory is that the non-nonstop flight pattern is some sort of Canadian conspiracy, much like hiding Michael J. Fox until his pubescent years and everything &#8220;en Francais&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #401 Why I Love the Support of You, My Friends and Family. And Why I Worship one Mr. Dave Grohl</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/reason-401-why-i-love-the-support-of-you-my-friends-and-family-and-why-i-worship-one-mr-dave-grohl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/reason-401-why-i-love-the-support-of-you-my-friends-and-family-and-why-i-worship-one-mr-dave-grohl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

Because for the first time in at least four months, I unabashedly and shamelessly danced &#8211; nay, grooved &#8211; in the shower today.

Moving on.
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		<title>At some point during the weekend . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/04/at-some-point-during-the-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jorge started using lots of words with the very-foreign “our,” apparently over-pronounced a la those Jagewwwwarrr commericals (reference: see such complex words as behaviour, flavour, and downpour)
I lit a cigarette off of my stove.  My flat, electric stove.
Kim texted someone.
Mrs. Jorge had to resort to an Avril Lavigne reference when I asked her if [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Giggidy giggidy</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/04/giggidy-giggidy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hours spent cleaning up Cricket’s hair balls and hiding human heads in places other than freezer: 5.
Dollars spent in eight minutes during the first Giant trip in two months, picking up staples other than wine, tampons, and Lean Cuisines: 76.
Acquiring a pink apron-ed, French toast-making Canadian kitchen minion for a full 48 hours: Priceless.
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>Reader Male</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/04/reader-male/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes a man&#8217;s perspective is so refreshing.  This has shown itself to be particularly true in the age of my recent relationship woes, when men have offered me some of the most sage words of wisdom sans analysis, Baked Doritos, and estrogen.
This first gem comes from Quinn*, a man who has known Kris since [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>Day 1: How to entertain a fellow blogger</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/day-1-how-to-entertain-a-fellow-blogger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m learning quickly.  I think it helps if you ensure that she has something to eat before you pick her up from the airport, considering that she had already had three glasses of God’s nectar prior to getting into my Sentra (for which I bought new hubcaps yesterday, simply because the thought of any [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Miss Jurgen if you&#8217;re nasty</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/miss-jurgen-if-youre-nasty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/miss-jurgen-if-youre-nasty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The infamous and ever-cute Jurgen comes this weekend to visit.  I fear several things, but here are my top three:
1) that Bug will sit (and rotate with claws out) on her head at 6 am, much like he did to his mama earlier this morning before I put him in the microwave,2) Jurgen finding [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Your cashmere turtleneck hanging out the window of your 31st-floor hotel room to get the smoke smell out by morning: priceless.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/your-cashmere-turtleneck-hanging-out-the-window-of-your-31st-floor-hotel-room-to-get-the-smoke-smell-out-by-morning-priceless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/your-cashmere-turtleneck-hanging-out-the-window-of-your-31st-floor-hotel-room-to-get-the-smoke-smell-out-by-morning-priceless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jorge and I had our North American rendezvous Friday eve in Toronto, home of Hooters restaurants and Kelly Clarkson music.  And Joey and Rolling Rock bottles.  Oh, right.  Those are the American things the Canadians just pilfer due to getting only a 70 for originality.  At least they’ll always have Avril [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things I Learned from Rendezvous-ing with Four Fabu Ladies who also Write on the Internets</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/10-things-i-learned-from-rendezvous-ing-with-four-fabu-ladies-who-also-write-on-the-internets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/10-things-i-learned-from-rendezvous-ing-with-four-fabu-ladies-who-also-write-on-the-internets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Or an ode to Jurgen, Maliavale, Nabbalicious, and Kim)
10.  It is so not pronouned Jurgen, as in the hand cream used by young men nationwide.  It&#8217;s Yurgen, using the Y made popular by such phrases as Yan Can Cook and Yo Mama.
9.  I am the Mrs. Garrett of yet another social group, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;We&#8217;re not a taxi service, ma&#8217;am&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/were-not-a-taxi-service-maam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/were-not-a-taxi-service-maam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2005 16:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My best friend
 got so drunk on Saturday that she called 911 for a ride home.  Twice.
Crickets.
Crickets.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>When I&#8217;m 64</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/when-im-64/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/when-im-64/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 17:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent most of the day and evening yesterday at the hospital with the Best Friend.  I will share with you the top five most disturbing moments of the day.
[cue drumroll]
#5) Aimee still looked better than I did, even though I had actually showered this week.  
#4) She shushed me during the E! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t remember this happening to Carrie.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/i-dont-remember-this-happening-to-carrie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/i-dont-remember-this-happening-to-carrie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2005 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have much to say today.
My best friend was admitted to the hospital last night because of pain and swelling in her calf.  A 6 am ultrasound revealed it to be a blood clot.  
So she sat and waited until the CAT scan at lunchtime.  A Noah Wyle look-a-like resident came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A needy woman does what?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/04/a-needy-woman-does-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I brought in two dozen donuts to work.  That should make the nice people like me.
And make the mean people fat.
[insert maniacal laughter here.]
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