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Me Talk Pretty in WaPo

The Washington Post was kind enough to post a few of my words in this weekend’s Sunday Source. This definitely tops the time I placed third in the 7th grade spelling bee, misspelling villain, and is a close second only to being voted my high school’s Class Flirt. I think it was pretty much all [...]

the 1950s called. they want their sexism back.

My good friend’s dating partner, who doesn’t like the term boyfriend, when she tried to express to him some of her intimacy needs:
Dr. Ruth says a woman should be responsible for her own orgasms.

overheard in northern virginia

Kris: Women in this restaurant are staring at me funny. Do I look like a hooker or something?
Mom: Not since you learned how to style your new haircut right.

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