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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; blaahging</title>
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		<title>Track #5</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/track-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a secret. It’s a wee one, one you might have too. I didn’t save Bug’s tumor in a jar, although I’m quite sure you know that I asked the vet if I could. It isn’t that I volunteer for people to test out their phlebotomy skills on my pale arms, although I’ve been [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Photographic memories</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/photographic-memories/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2010/01/photographic-memories/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to start posting some pictures here. A new camera will do that to you, once you figure out what aperture means. And that it&#8217;s always smart to remove the lens cap.

I&#8217;m having a little trouble that I&#8217;m hoping you can help me with. Oh sage Internets, ye of advice on the more considerable [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Considering breaking a bottle of champagne against the monitor, but I might just drink it instead</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/06/i-feel-like-i-should-break-a-celebratory-bottle-of-champagne-against-the-monitor-but-i-might-just-drink-it-instead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2008/06/i-feel-like-i-should-break-a-celebratory-bottle-of-champagne-against-the-monitor-but-i-might-just-drink-it-instead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[everyday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I picture that one day when I have a place of my own, one that fits me and has the colors and furniture to suit me, that I&#8217;ll want to linger in every corner. I&#8217;ll lie in the middle of the bed and marvel at shades of taupe, pinch myself that the bedside lamps are [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. – Plato</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/wise-men-talk-because-they-have-something-to-say-fools-because-they-have-to-say-something-%e2%80%93-plato/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/wise-men-talk-because-they-have-something-to-say-fools-because-they-have-to-say-something-%e2%80%93-plato/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stuff that's wrong with me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So when you find out you’ll be a panel speaker at this year’s conference, do you:
a) contemplate which of your incognito wine vessels you’ll sneak into the session, enabling you to sound minimally coherent while droning on about your cats,b) ponder the location of your unfilled emergency Xanax prescription (yes, I have one that isn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Time, time, time. See what&#8217;s become of me.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/time-time-time-see-whats-become-of-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/time-time-time-see-whats-become-of-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the early days of each season of American Idol, watching the show is akin to incurring closed head trauma, freeing up much time to post.  The thoughts behind this one aren&#8217;t really fully formed yet, but I&#8217;m going to go for it anyway given the ample 10 minutes before bed and a lack [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Thanks for listening. No pressure to comment.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/thanks-for-listening-no-pressure-to-comment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/02/thanks-for-listening-no-pressure-to-comment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve noticed a trend lately in blogging, most notably over at Indie Bloggers: posts without comments &#8211; including several of mine &#8211; abound.  Now, to me, an entry without comments smacks of the 7th-grade party to which no one shows.  Even the nerdy neighbor kid who has pursued you since elementary school doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/302/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/01/302/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Went to the Washington Post Blogger Summit last night and have much to post.  First, however, I have learned I must scour my archives to delete any references to actual, real-live humans, cats, bars, monuments, and Tai Shan to avoid imminent charges of libel, flat out unkindness, and, well, libel.
Be back in 10.
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Putting Your Code Where Your Mouth Is ** NOW WITH ACTUAL WORKING LINKS (woot!)</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/putting-your-code-where-your-mouth-is-now-with-actual-working-links-woot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/putting-your-code-where-your-mouth-is-now-with-actual-working-links-woot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few of us have been griping (I know that’s a surprise) for some time about feeling underrepresented in the Blogosphere.  There are organizations for female bloggers, parent bloggers, foodies, and politicos, but those of us who write about, well . . . us, are just sort of floating around without anchor.  Think [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/286/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/12/286/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s Blog Crush Day, a bona fide holiday unlike those asshat Hallmark holidays like “Children’s Day” (like when isn’t it?!?) and “Arbor Day” (thanks, trees!), as established by two very fine blogger gals I know and love (via the information superhighway; like, we&#8217;ve never dated).
This blog crush makes me feel a little like I’m in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>E-Discord</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/10/e-discord/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/10/e-discord/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have to admit that it has been one of the best online relationships I’ve ever had. We have spent an awful lot of time together – it&#8217;s embarrassing, really – late nights until I almost couldn&#8217;t keep my eyes open, early mornings, moments I’d steal away while at work just to see what he [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>49</slash:comments>
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		<title>The First Rule of BlogHer Is &#8211; You Do Not Talk About BlogHer</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/the-first-rule-of-blogher-is-you-do-not-talk-about-blogher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/08/the-first-rule-of-blogher-is-you-do-not-talk-about-blogher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the first session I attended, one of the gorgeous BlogHer management reminded the masses of ovaries that we were all on the record at the two-day event. That everyone was press. That anything we said, even beautiful blogger to other beautiful blogger and again under the dandy influence of the FREE WINE DISTRIBUTED ON [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>55</slash:comments>
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		<title>Songs in the Key of Old Woman</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/songs-in-the-key-of-old-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/03/songs-in-the-key-of-old-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 14:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted in days, mostly because I have been so Long Duck Dong tired and couldn&#8217;t raise my head above the keyboard.  There are weeks when I feel like I have caught again that malaise that hit me in college (only eating Froot Loops and Ramen noodles + exercise limited to walking to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>38</slash:comments>
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		<title>Technorati, why don’t you come to your senses (or neediness, Kris style; or the second time I mention a Designing Woman on this here blog)</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/technorati-why-don%e2%80%99t-you-come-to-your-senses-or-neediness-kris-style-or-the-second-time-i-mention-a-designing-woman-on-this-here-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/technorati-why-don%e2%80%99t-you-come-to-your-senses-or-neediness-kris-style-or-the-second-time-i-mention-a-designing-woman-on-this-here-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I was going through my blogger neediness routine – you know, the trifecta of checking my comments (as a professional comment whore is prone to do), looking at my Statcounter geek charts to ensure that you are still employed at the places where you read my blog the week prior (no worries; your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>67</slash:comments>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t need no hateration in this dancery</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/dont-need-no-hateration-in-this-dancery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2006/02/dont-need-no-hateration-in-this-dancery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 00:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a big fan of Internet hate.
But Kris, you say, you hate all the time!  As is evidenced by this entry and this post and this little number.
Semantics, I know.  But here&#8217;s my explanation.
To Hate On: (origin: Kris Likey)  What Kris does.  Making fun of, calling out, or ridiculing individuals [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>Your Best of 2005 (or, It&#8217;s not a competition already)</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/12/your-best-of-2005-or-its-not-a-competition-already/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/12/your-best-of-2005-or-its-not-a-competition-already/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
So here it is, my gift to you: a list of a gazillion hand-coded links.  A compilation of more than 70 posts follows, representing countless hours of writing effort and likely hundreds of hours spent living out their content.  I have not screened or edited these, so follow each at your own peril. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>54</slash:comments>
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		<title>Got it BAD</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/got-it-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/got-it-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by Megarita who brought the possibility of such a disorder to my attention.
Diagnostic criteria for Blog Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder
A. Either (1) or (2):     (1) Six (or likely more, if you&#8217;re honest with yourself) of the following symptoms of inattention have persisted for the duration of your time in the blogosphere, to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>65</slash:comments>
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		<title>On being a blog snob, or blob for short</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/on-being-a-blog-snob-or-blob-for-short/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/10/on-being-a-blog-snob-or-blob-for-short/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m a critic about quite a few things, but lately nothing has piqued my snobbery quite like blogging has.  Casing the joint that is the blogosphere, I find myself screaming these questions at Bug and Cricket, who have chosen wisely to spend most of their time far from the PC.  
When did the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>53</slash:comments>
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		<title>And what if you one of you ends up being like Ross?</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/09/and-what-if-you-one-of-you-ends-up-being-like-ross/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/09/and-what-if-you-one-of-you-ends-up-being-like-ross/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Increasingly, I have noted that bloggers are breaking down the walls of Internet anonymity and meeting up face to face.  For example, DC bloggers are known to gather for regular blogger happy hours in downtown haunts.  This in and of itself doesn&#8217;t really faze me.  I have one good outfit for such [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>72</slash:comments>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/86/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/86/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spammers, you have forced me to turn on the word verification software.  Now I feel like Ticketmaster.  Thanks a bunch.
So spammers, here&#8217;s a big t7Kq you, word-verification style.
The Management
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		<title>Spam libs</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/spam-libs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/08/spam-libs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello (derogatory adjective) writer!
I saw your (insulting adjective) comment on my blog today.  Thanks for stopping by, you (belittling noun)!
I&#8217;m not sure why you devoted your blog to (heinous affliction), the uses for a (kitchen utensil) in the bedroom, or the wonders of (histrionic Canadian pop sensation married to her 80-year-old manager) , but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweet Blogger High</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/sweet-blogger-high/</link>
		<comments>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/07/sweet-blogger-high/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the massive, uncharted size of the information superhighway, blogging is starting to feel more and more to me like attending high school in a small town.
Technorati tells us who our most popular bloggers are, but that is mere confirmation of what we already know.  We run across the names of and links to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What every woman should know</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/06/what-every-woman-should-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poppy&#8217;s husband made her watch another Tom Cruise interview last night.  As any woman would, she feared for her safety and mental health.
We must stop the insanity before he takes over.  Women, prepare youself.  Tom Cruise is bound to be on TV again soon.  My advice to Poppy, and the millions [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/05/49/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 19:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blaahging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone just got to my site after Googling &#8220;drunk girl wet.&#8221;
I&#8217;m pretty sure this is the exact life my parents dreamed of for me.
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