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	<title>Not a Girl, Not Yet a Wino &#187; birthdays</title>
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		<title>34</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 35 today. No streamers needed, although confetti is always nice. Confetti and lots of wine.
I&#8217;m not sure why, but 35 seems like a pivotal year, mostly because it&#8217;s halfway to 70. Every time I think of my new age I automatically multiply it by 2. I am then unfailingly pleased that I never got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LudaKris II (OR, Girls Just Wanna Have Puns)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It might have been better had I worked on Friday. The anticipation was truly almost too much to bear. Many of my closest friends and many fewer drinks and 70-degree temperatures!?!? OH MY! Did you hear me? For a brief flicker on the map of November, the thermometer registered 70 degrees, which, coupled with some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donger&#8217;s here for five hours, and he&#8217;s got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I&#8217;m like a disease.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Party people, I’m proud to say that I’m 33 today.  Ahhhhh.  I’m not sure what to write about the day itself, other than I’m grateful for a moment to celebrate with friends and wine, glad for a date on which to reset the timer, in love with the fact that I’m savoring my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I wasn&#8217;t going to speak of today, but don&#8217;t want to be a poor sport.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUGH DOWNS!
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		<title>Merci, mes amis.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[French folks, did I write that correctly?
In other news, MANY thanks for your wonderful, creative, effervescent - let&#8217;s face it, FABU! - messages yesterday, and for indulging my narcissistic twin without question.  
Today I have put her back in the closet and will be paying all of that good karma forward.  See you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“I can&#8217;t believe I gave my panties to a geek!” Times two.</title>
		<link>http://www.notyetawino.com/2005/11/%e2%80%9ci-cant-believe-i-gave-my-panties-to-a-geek%e2%80%9d-times-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my birthday.  Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, I hope you will find it in your loving heart to leave good wishes (read: may your breasts not continue to sag toward your ankles*, **) to appease the comment/attention/gift/monetary remuneration whore you know I am.
Birthdays tend to go by without [...]]]></description>
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