Author Archives: kris

All the Single Ladies

originally posted February 14, 2010
It’s Valentine’s Day. If you’re reading this, I’m guessing you’re single, because those who are partnered are likely pulling their SO’s hair out of the shower drain. Now please don’t start crying, because I don’t have a lot of tissues in the house, and toilet paper will do [...]

Snow Blight

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but we’ve had some snow in these parts. Last night, DC and its nether regions were hit with close to a foot of snow. We’re generally awful at dealing with moisture from the sky, but during this storm we were particularly ill prepared. Close to 100 cars were abandoned [...]

Nudeling

We need to have a serious conversation. Sit down, scoot your chair in and let’s discuss a pressing social issue: nude pantyhose.
I am 37 years old. In the winter months, I occasionally like to wear outfits that involve cream, brown, beige, ivory – many shades from the color palette that are not black. I also [...]

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