I know everyone spends money on different things. My friend Aimee will buy three types of low fat cheese when she’s at the grocery store. I don’t really get it. Unless it’s a stilton vs. brie-off, isn’t one cheese enough? Particularly one made of three forms of sorbate? Jenny buys expensive hair care products. I [...]

I’m sick. I’m not the kind of sick that makes me hide my vibrator in case my mother cleans out my house after my death, but sick nonetheless. It’s not H1N1, which appears to be afflicting only perfectly healthy junior high kids, but some sort of irritating sinus malaise. My nose only runs at unfortunate [...]