Wow y’all. Your exuberant response to the last post had the Wino writing staff up all night eating canapés, chain smoking, and brainstorming an adequate follow-up rant. For your consideration, we submit the following:
My scathing critique of Norman Rockwell
My controversial take on cancer awareness pins
Other stories currently in development include biting posts on:
Erasers
Pandas
Pizza
Baby shoes
Kellogg’s brand [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2009
From the Dept. of Hateful Things
08.18.09 –
WTF? (Rated PG-13 for gratuitous use of words with the prefix ass and gross generalizations.)
08.17.09 –
This isn’t going to be popular with my three hippy readers or even relevant if you live in some rural parts of America, but I am writing to declare that I now hate Whole Foods (henceforth referred to as WF, because years of pesticides have left me fond of abbreviations). Hate hate hate. I hate [...]
Two Days in August
08.10.09 –
The Monkey and I spent a rather long time discussing Woodstock yesterday. It’s almost unavoidable this week, what with every TV station’s obsession with revisiting it, 40th anniversary and what not. Lots of haze and mud and eyes at half mast running on a constant loop. I understand the need to commemorate, but I’m [...]