Comments on: And what are you?

By: karilona

karilona — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:51:29 +0000

I’m a mellow drunk, sweet and like my usual quiet self. But then also, me the usually quiet person starts confessing all my secrets… and maybe everyone else’s: like Elaine did on Seinfeld when she had had one two many. The jar pops open.
Happy two have your company: I find too many people around ME passing judgement- but they just don’t know the fun they’re missing!

By: Rebekah

Rebekah — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:22:46 +0000

Lately I’m just a TIRED drunk. No more dancing on tables or singing loud karaoke or hugging strangers. Unless they look like pillows. I just get so freaking sleepy now, no fun at all.

By: Paige Jennifer

Paige Jennifer — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:37:50 +0000

I’m more of a buzzed gal than a drunk gal, the result of being one part cheap, two parts control freak. Anyway, I just reconnected with a gal from high school and she got silly drunk. How do I know? Because halfway down the block, she started hugging me and saying how happy she was that we were friends again.
Good times.

By: Jurgen Nation

Jurgen Nation — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:43:50 +0000

I so do not like the person I’ve become lately when drunk. Was going to write about this. Mean, Kris. Like, biting (not literally…yet) and snappy in places where I’d usually just frown.

By: Queen of the Mayhem

Queen of the Mayhem — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:06:18 +0000

For some unknown reason, I feel compelled to share all my business with anyone unfortunate enough to be in earshot. I am certain, while in this state, that everyone is completely enthralled by even the most minute of details regarding my life.

My poor friends!

By: Gwen

Gwen — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 06:28:36 +0000

Sometimes I worry that I’m only funny when I am less than sober.

Mostly, though, this made me wish for my own druncle. And a bris to take him to.

By: laurie

laurie — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:31:18 +0000

If I were at all reserved or poised I’d be so worried that my name starts with L. You know how it is.

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 06:44:51 +0000

I get too intent on detail, I will either ramble on and on about your fine attributes (in your particular case — in general I’m being sarcastic about something) or be completely dumb-struck at the awareness of all of them at once. Yep, either waxing poetic with andabout the “sweaty whirling mess of slander” or fixating on the “sweaty”. Hard to tell, it’d probably depend on your sttitude. And right when you’re falling asleep, I’ve lost the capacity to fall asleep.

See what I mean? Blah, blah, blahblah, blah…

By: 180|360

180|360 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:00:47 +0000

I love this post! I have definitely gone through a myriad of drunk types and thankfully I have evolved. That said, no matter what decade, I almost always talk too much when I’m drunk.

By: SMurF

SMurF — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:17:28 +0000

When I drink Tequila, I’m very friendly and probably pretty annoying because I want to be everyone’s friend, and I tend to not realize HOW drunk I am.

But if I drink anything else, I get rather testy, and turn into something of a bitch.

By: Mary

Mary — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:10:08 +0000

Always keep the brie.

By: -Brad in Texas-

-Brad in Texas- — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:01:28 +0000

The “Hold my beer and watch this!” kind of drunk. All power tools and motor vehicles should be kept away from me. Far away.

By: Louisa

Louisa — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:55:25 +0000

I recently had an unfortunate episode in which I actually got sick from drinking, something I have done a total of 3 times since graduating college *mumble, mumble* years ago. And apparently, I’m a polite drunk, or so I’m told. Exceedingly polite, as in “Thank you ever so much for checking on me, but I am actually just fine. I will stay exactly where I am on the bathroom floor; please don’t worry about me. Enjoy your party.” I guess there are worse things.

By: jordanbaker

jordanbaker — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:19:25 +0000

I’m a clumsy drunk with mild speech aphasia. The two are interrelated in many, many ways.

By: King Monkeypants

King Monkeypants — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:23:35 +0000

I’m a care-free drunk, easily persuaded into capers, not so easily offended. The only exception to the taking of offense seems to be whiskey, in the case of which having imbibed I become a staunch defender of honor, my own and that of others; chivalry isn’t dead, it just stinks of bourbon.

The downside to being a care-free and flippant lush is that it makes one prone to saying such things as are likely to make someone lash out with things like “WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU?!” Perhaps you’re familiar.

Cheers!

By: Meg

Meg — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:07:30 +0000

I don’t even have a comment worthy of it. I wish you would blog hourly.

By: foundinidaho

foundinidaho — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:56:59 +0000

I’m a more relaxed person, more bubbly and less shy. I enjoy profound conversations with other people that I usually wouldn’t have. But I also kick it sensitive. I hate that part.

By: Kerri Anne

Kerri Anne — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:54:04 +0000

I think my drunk personality has evolved over the years, which is a very good thing. I don’t know that my friends would let me take a single sip of beer if by the end of the night they thought I was going to end up running through the quad screaming about my latest English Lit assignment or how much I LOVE SO-AND-SO FROM MY DORM.

Today I’m a giggly drunk. And sometimes a less-than-coordinated drunk.

By: Zandria

Zandria — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:24:28 +0000

I promise not to embarrass you tonight (or wish that you hadn’t consented to hang out with me). :)

By: Del-V

Del-V — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:21:58 +0000

I hate the violent drunks. Seriously, if you can’t have a beer and a good time at a football game, why go?

By: Nathan Pralle

Nathan Pralle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:01:08 +0000

I tend to be very loud and very silly and occasionally a bit of an asshole to people around me, although I’ll love all over a friend if I’m in a good mood when I start.

Oh. And I have a tendency to lose clothing. Like…all of it.

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:30:30 +0000

I”m a happy, LOUD drunk. I’m pretty much myself, just amplified. Also, I think I’m HILARIOUS when I’m drunk. I’m not sure if that is true.

I think I need to come to DC and get drunk and have you tell me! Sound like a plan?

By: t2ed

t2ed — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:29:35 +0000

There is no quicker way to find out how annoying your normally hilarious friends are than being their designated driver.

I only drink to make other people interesting.