I am a woman with good intentions. Generally, of course, lest you shit on my front seat or call my friend any form of “whore.” I’m a good person. Ten commandments and all, I guess? I’ve cleaned up shelter kitty piss for hours on end, even if I did OD the tiniest furry ones on [...]
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Crafty
07.06.09 –
My mother recently tasked me with helping to put together a scrap book for my father’s upcoming memorial service. Delightful. Let the record show that I want to attend a memorial service as much as I want to babysit Jon and Kate’s 8, given 1) my fear of communicating with other carbon life forms, particularly [...]