Monthly Archives: July 2009

Oldest Story in the World

I’m going to start talking about weight a lot, so you’ll have to bear with me. I find it a good exercise to discuss it in these here pages, mostly because putting it out there makes me accountable (particularly if you know me in real life and have witnessed me grocery shop at 7-11), but [...]

Guilty

Although I’d lie about it on a first date, I love the Bachelorette. I love the fantasy of it all, skinny legs and dresses cut in half my size. I love that there are rose petals on the bed and dream dates that involve groups of frat boys curling. I love it from the first [...]

Idly Industrious

I’m incredibly adept at avoiding doing the exact thing that tops my to do list. I have become an expert as of late, the Princess of Procrastination. Or so my CZ tiara reads. I have become so good that at times in the throes of avoidance I cannot remember what it was that I was [...]

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