Monthly Archives: May 2009

Mother’s Day

The dance between adult parent and child is well practiced. Step forward, step back. On holidays it’s accentuated, heightened somehow, a series of more vibrant staccatos and denouements. I used to blame it on the gravy, but it’s been years since we’ve had traditional grub on any given Holiday, and Mother’s Day never seems to [...]

Paining Me

The hives are back. Do any of you even remember the hives? The skin lesions in the shape of continents that have me praying for labor pains or Two and a Half Men reruns or any mothergrubbing alternative to shaving off my epidermis with a cheese grater?
When I was a therapist – please stifle your [...]

Oh Joy

There is a reason we enjoyed Superbad. Well I didn’t, but I’m guessing there’s a reason gazillions of other people paid 10 bucks to see it. It definitely wasn’t for that period scene, which I’m pretty sure .05 percent of the population found amusing, but possibly for the inadvertent chuckle afforded by escapism. You know, [...]

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