Comments on: We always said we’d be honest with one another, didn’t we?

By: Bruce

Bruce — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:26:47 +0000

If you have something festering and you want an opinion on “does this look infected?”, let me know, I’m more than willing to give free advice.

As for not being able to look at me right now, I’m used to hearing that.

By: Leesa

Leesa — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:09:35 +0000

When I read, “We always said we’d be honest with one another, didn’t we?” I expect something cruel to follow. Experience, they call it.

By: apathy lounge

apathy lounge — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:16:54 +0000

Um…is it wrong to say that I focused all my reading and commenting these days on those who read or comment on my blog? And then I came by anyway.

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:08:13 +0000

You speak for us all. Can I just cut and paste or would that be plagiarism?

By: s'me

s'me — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:41:40 +0000

I have this feeling on a regular basis. Way to get through it!

I’m watching Comic Relief.

By: EDW

EDW — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:57:46 +0000

We are watching the same TV and not writing in the same way! Wait! Are you this very moment on your couch watching The Real Housewives of NYC?

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:35:38 +0000

Yeah, dude. Take solace in the fact that your frustration is far funnier than most.

By: The Monkey King

The Monkey King — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:02:13 +0000

Ms. Murphy, you are a foul-mouthed slattern, but a vixen nonetheless. LMAO!

By: John

John — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:50:04 +0000

You force yourself through blogstipation better than anyone I know, though I don’t think the term “blogstipation” applies to pretty girls either. Or at least it shouldn’t.

By: ms. murphy

ms. murphy — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:49:41 +0000

oh fuck you, monkey king. jokes about short busses aren’t funny, you know, vis a vis some of us taking them when we were younger, etc.

great post, kris. ((hugs))

By: The Monkey King

The Monkey King — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:10:49 +0000

Does the cubic zirconia go at the beginning or the end of the set? I’ve always puzzled over that myself when I’ve had a lot of jewels to sort.

Short bus leaves in 10, kids. Buddy system.

By: Zandria

Zandria — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:50:51 +0000

I’m sure I’d go more than a week without writing sometimes if I weren’t obligated (BlogHer) to do so. Sometimes we just need to step away from it all…nothing wrong with that. :)

By: patois

patois — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:12:14 +0000

I don’t have enough jewelry to alphabetize. That feat, in and of itself, is quite impressive.

By: Jorge

Jorge — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:02:36 +0000

This weekend I cleaned the hardwoods and alphabetized my jewelry. From Bling to Zing!

By: Nerdette

Nerdette — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:08:22 +0000

Don’t make me make you scream “I’m a tiger I TAKE WHAT’S MINE” because I will do that. Also we can go to the shooting rang and shoot pictures of old boyfriends. That always helps me.

Stop yer bitching and come help me f*ck shit up. Or else I will continue to relentlessly make fun of your bad avatar choices. Thank the Universe you changed it back to the old one. Every time I saw Speidi I just about puked. And that’s just not lady like.

Call me. Mean it.

By: Ryane

Ryane — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:11:24 +0000

Even if you aren’t writing everyday, or posting everyday, I think you should remember that you are a fantastic writer. That skill…your talent, it won’t go away because you need some off time. =-) In fact, I tend to think that times like this produce stronger words when they do finally (inevitably) re-appear. Which means, btw, that you should be laying in a good supply of Pinot and cracking your fingers together deviously because soon…you probably won’t be able to stop writing. ;-)

By: Steam Me Up Kid

Steam Me Up Kid — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:18:19 +0000

Oh, gaddammit. I just got here. Do I smell?

Please keep writing. Please? I want to cover myself in saran wrap and help you lance your egg. Metaphorically. But if ever possible, literally as well. (I love to lance.)

By: Jules

Jules — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:56:59 +0000

You alphabetized your jewelry? I don’t even know where all of my jewelry is……Wow. I’m impressed.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:56:10 +0000

perhaps the winter of discontent has decended upon you

By: m

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:30:07 +0000

tell us about your date the other week!

By: jordanbaker

jordanbaker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:29:53 +0000

Ok, on alphabetizing jewelry: by stone/metal (Diamonds, Garnets, Gold, Jade, Opal. . .)? By type (bracelet, earrings, necklace, private piercings, rings. . .)?

I’m fascinated.

By: freckledk

freckledk — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:26:15 +0000

I’m sensing a fade-away here. Please, no. If you leave me, I’ll just die.

Hey, wanna come over to mine next week for THE MOST EXCITING BACHELOR CEREMONY EVER?!?!? I’ll get you drunk and hold you.

By: t2ed

t2ed — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:15:48 +0000

Can you tell your hubby Seymour that the beanie is not considered proper formal attire?

Just thought I’d pass that along.

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:21:41 +0000

I think you should write about alphabetizing your jewelry. LOL!

By: The Monkey King

The Monkey King — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:28:29 +0000

Looking a gift horse in the mouth is proscribed because you’re not supposed to inspect something that’s delivered in grace with too critical of an eye.

That pea you’re sitting on might be a magic seed or it might be a hairy wart (or an egg, dammit #broodhen). You can assume it’s a pain in the ass all you want, but it’s still down there. Is there any harm in letting half your mind think it might be something lovely rising to the surface?

If this sounds like too much of an admonishment and not enough of a pep talk, it’s only because I think you’ve got something extraordinary going on and that sometimes you don’t give yourself enough credit for it.

That said, go easy on yourself. Read some beautiful words, make notes or not as you will. Something wicked this way comes, kid. I can feel it.

PS Got the E-vite to your episiotomy party – I’m a “Maybe.”