The naked wait for your gynecologist
Taxiing for takeoff
Heartache
A mother’s lecture
Betrayal
The wait for his call
The wait for his text
The wait for his email
A Jack hangover
Weight loss
An opening band
An apology
December 24th delivery
Your period
A cold shower
The Law and Order franchise
Panic
The loss of your father
A thesis defense
Pregnancy test results
Homemade dough
The trip home from anywhere
Technical instructions
A bar bathroom line
American Idol auditions
The Blue line on a Saturday
The life of Dick Clark
Yours?
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Knowing you’re being lied to
Losing control
being dumped
being forgotten
suppository laxitives
A Blue line on a Saturday? Are you knocked up?? ;) ‘Cause the single mama in me would LOVE THAT!
I do not love the naked wait for my gynecologist, but I would trade one of my kidneys to save the Law and Order franchise.
Hope everything is OK with you.
Turning into someone I don’t like because I’m forced into that position
Being forgotten
Waiting rooms
Baby doll dresses
my mother asking me about how i handle money
driving to the airport hungover
empty tuna cans in the trash can
the sixty seconds before i say ‘i’m sorry’
a dog licking my face
shopping in an empty mall
reality tv marathons caught from the start
bitter cold wind
toes that need repainting
roots
a glass of good wine
guilt
Sinus colds
Using too many sick days in January.
insomnia
trying to piece the night back together after a blackout
him calling someone else “princess”
telling yourself things will be better when…
i hate that paper gown – it’s so scratchy at the neck.
I’m going to assume that these are things you don’t like very much.
Being the positive (not really) person that I am, I challenge you to do one of the things you looooove.
Kelly – I had a couple thought on where this was going as well, except the title regarding “More than death and taxes” would insinuate that these are things that are certain, or inevitable:
-”You’ll find him when you least expect it!” advice
-Foot in mouth
-4,000,000 in DC
-Haunted dreams
-Sun coming up
I took it as “Things you hate more than death or taxes”, but what do I know? I’m a dumn Texan (who happens to enjoy reading a good blog and realizes when they’ve found it!)
-Brad in Texas -
Just re-read everything again, maybe things that take a long time or last forever?
The call for an interview
The apartment hunt
The last box to be unpacked
Hair long enough to wax
Heat in teh car
The E line on a Sunday
Biggest Loser filler
i found myself holding my breath when i read some of those words. wow.
lying to my mother
the second before you sip incredibly hot coffee
being stuck between two warring friends
being late for something important
traffic
Wow. Am creating mine.
Knowing the sexy black lingerie you bought her is being enjoyed by another guy.
The time between a kick in the groin and when the message finally reaches your brain.
“Let’s be friends.”
The end of a good book.
cat fur on a black sweater
no tp in reach when you take the last square
getting caught singing at a red light
Daydreaming while coming to a crowded stoplight on my motorcycle realizing at the last second that I didn’t put my foot down to catch the bike…just happened this a.m.
Arrogance.
Cracked toilet seats.
Walking uphill in the wind and rain.
Forgetting the night before.
The phrase ‘Cheer up it may never happen’.
Black Pudding.
Can I also add I love Kevin’s – The end of a good book.
And here’s a thought. Why does a gynecologist ask you to get undressed behind a curtain when they’re gonna see everything anyway? Hmm.
-People who use change in front of me in line
-Screaming anklebiters in the restaurant
-Slow drivers in the left lane
-The plow driver who always seems to manage to come by after I’m done and stacks it all at the end of my driveway
-Cell phone loud talkers
Things I hate more than death & taxes:
*All eyes on me (except when I’m teaching)
*Other people being embarrassed
*knick-knacks
*onions an otherwise perfect salad
*Cheerleaders
*Fred Phelps
*Taxiing, takeoff, landing, and everything in between
*Being lied to and then blamed for it
*Repeatedly
*And still staying with him
*My face
*Random Dating
*Those who text while driving
*14 hour car rides due to traffic
This, is a freaking KICKASS post. Love it.
being pregnant
not drinking
having a kid
not drinking
infection
not drinking
loovely.
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