Monthly Archives: January 2009

Odds and bookends

I have no intention of stopping writing. I could wax poetic about how I would surely shrivel into wee flaky bits should I put down the pen, but I probably wouldn’t. It’s much more likely that I would assume status melancholy, eat too much pizza and drink too much Cabernet, and would instead expand steadily [...]

Sometimes a Fantasy

So . . . how have you been?
*twiddles thumbs*
*shifts uncomfortably in absolutely adorable pencil skirt*
Anything new with you?
*Bites thumb nail*
*Avoids eye contact, and not because you’re particularly unattractive*
Haven’t seen you in a while. Missed me?
*Feels absolutely ridiculous*
*Tosses aside excuses including DWTS audition, hair washing, peanut butter poisoning*
I’ve been missing. Truth is, there are several [...]

Yes We Can (Commemorative Hysteria Edition)

I spent inauguration day with a dear friend, a generally rational woman with the exception of those events involving vodka or the District of Columbia. Given her level of fear about all things District, many of her trips across the bridge ultimately involve vodka, and sometimes beer, and quite possibly roofies. The daughter of [...]

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