I’m not sure how to account for my silence, other than to say that life has taken interesting turns as of late. No coke and strippers to speak of, no last minute flights to Heathrow, and no peeing on plastic sticks while swearing to God that you will never, ever make fun of ugly people [...]
Monthly Archives: December 2008
Self-preservation
12.04.08 –
Not sure if you’d heard, but it appears Obama’s coming to town. He’s bringing a family in tow, and many a better steak from Chicago, I’m guessing. And a puppy. You may not have caught it, what with those few rounds shot in India and Johnny Depp attacking cruise ships on random Tuesdays, but the [...]
It’s a bird! It’s an alien! It’s a baby!
12.01.08 –
Today I am proud to be part of an Interwebs baby shower for one of my favorite people in this here Websphere: Gorillabuns. Despite the pen name she’s adopted, I have seen no signs of gargantuan, hairy primates in her family. Then again, the baby has yet to arrive. Fingers crossed, people.
I’ve only met the [...]