While I continue to eat bonbons and obsess over whether or not online sex can in fact get me pregnant, I’ve again farmed out site duties in the interest of furthering my understanding of men. Of life. Of exactly why every time I buy tampons I’m in line behind Hot Dad. The following was written [...]

It is a well-established fact that I hate shopping, even more than I hate reality shows in which by season’s end contestants are coated in a thin layer of silt and human oil. I don’t enjoy the fact that it’s always 90 degrees in any given department store, that the restrooms are hidden in some [...]