While I continue to eat bonbons and obsess over whether or not online sex can in fact get me pregnant, I’ve again farmed out site duties in the interest of furthering my understanding of men. Of life. Of exactly why every time I buy tampons I’m in line behind Hot Dad. The following was written [...]
Monthly Archives: December 2008
Room with a view
12.23.08 –
One of DC’s very own men, Restaurant Refugee, is guest posting today while Mama eats bonbons and makes the cats do acrobatics. Thanks RR for indulging me. Whaddya think - has he got it covered?
A man’s guide to dating women – in a restaurant:
Go to a bar
Order [...]
Camped
12.19.08 –
It is a well-established fact that I hate shopping, even more than I hate reality shows in which by season’s end contestants are coated in a thin layer of silt and human oil. I don’t enjoy the fact that it’s always 90 degrees in any given department store, that the restrooms are hidden in some [...]
On irons in the fire, fish to fry, and full plates
12.13.08 –
I’m not sure how to account for my silence, other than to say that life has taken interesting turns as of late. No coke and strippers to speak of, no last minute flights to Heathrow, and no peeing on plastic sticks while swearing to God that you will never, ever make fun of ugly people [...]
Self-preservation
12.04.08 –
Not sure if you’d heard, but it appears Obama’s coming to town. He’s bringing a family in tow, and many a better steak from Chicago, I’m guessing. And a puppy. You may not have caught it, what with those few rounds shot in India and Johnny Depp attacking cruise ships on random Tuesdays, but the [...]
It’s a bird! It’s an alien! It’s a baby!
12.01.08 –
Today I am proud to be part of an Interwebs baby shower for one of my favorite people in this here Websphere: Gorillabuns. Despite the pen name she’s adopted, I have seen no signs of gargantuan, hairy primates in her family. Then again, the baby has yet to arrive. Fingers crossed, people.
I’ve only met the [...]
