Comments on: Mindf*ck

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:01:32 +0000

At my company we have an intraoffice Facebook-style doowickey, which is really unhelpful when there are nice-looking coworkers.

It’s important, when picturing others naked, not to imagine them opening pickle jars a la Seinfeld. Unless that’s, you know, your thing. I don’t judge.

By: gorillabuns

gorillabuns — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:25:04 +0000

I always wonder what kind of package a guy is carrying.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:29:08 +0000

That is hilarious. The reality of the hair just kind of ruins it, huh?

By: Ryane

Ryane — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:40:44 +0000

I’m w/MG. I love men!! And this post.

By: sizzle

sizzle — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:26:18 +0000

I think I actually think of women naked more than I do men. Hmmm, maybe I should have traveled down that bisexual/lesbian road back in college?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:48:48 +0000

I am definitely guilty of doing the same.

By: Larissa

Larissa — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:57:53 +0000

Thanks for bringing LITERAL laughter to me while reading this post! My husband now thinks I’m insane(r). (Is that even a WORD?)

I completely BONDED with the words you wrote. There’s just something about a hint of some ripply muscle underneath a tighter-than-a-tee type shirt that sends things into overload. Heh.

And yes, I am TOTALLY guilty of checking out other chicks, too… but not in a sexual way. Not really a COMPARISON, but maybe more of an appreciation?

Now I think *I* think I’m “insaner.”

By: chris

chris — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:04:05 +0000

Forearms do it for me.

By: kitkat

kitkat — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:42:48 +0000

Oddly enough, I don’t picture people naked too often. Invasion of privacy maybe? I will, however, fully admit that I check out women way more than I check out men. I look at butts, breasts, the works. I just don’t want to see them naked.

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:18:23 +0000

Are you sure you really want the guy hugging you after he washes the car? He’s gonna get dirt all over your new outfit?

By: Marinka

Marinka — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:54:36 +0000

Great news! With the economy spiraling downward, pretty soon none of us will be able to afford clothes!

Glass half full!

By: Backpacking Dad

Backpacking Dad — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:21:16 +0000

1. Must remember to wash the car where no one is watching on pain of getting treated like meat :}

2. Yeah. I totally picture women naked. Washing my car.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:41:01 +0000

I don’t do this. Is there something wrong with me?

By: Hilary

Hilary — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:28:37 +0000

I am beginning to think I am in the minority: I don’t think about men or women naked. I do sometimes wonder, however how some people look you know, when they are you know- doing it. Unfortunately.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:00:25 +0000

I have to admit, the other day when I was in my building’s cafeteria, I took a long, lusty look at the girl working cash. I thought to myself, “I wonder what she’d look like wearing absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing… except for an Iron Man costume! That would be AWESOME!”

Labels: Stuff that’s wrong with me

By: t2ed

t2ed — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:54:17 +0000

I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to take my clothes off with the lights on in front of my Wife again.

Especially if we’ve been eating sammiches.

By: Madame Meow

Madame Meow — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:53:20 +0000

Something makes me think that you know far hotter people than I do, because all I’m coming up with as far as thinking about all those dads picking up their kids at preschool is a little bit of vom in the back of my throat.

By: Carmen

Carmen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:17:15 +0000

Holy crap… the whole bread thing just got me a little more worked up than I should be at work…

By: mysterygirl!

mysterygirl! — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:57:56 +0000

I love men.

That’s all.