Friend: Wow! Kris, you look great today. Like really healthy. Is something wrong?
Kris: *stunned silence*
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Friend: Wow! Kris, you look great today. Like really healthy. Is something wrong?
Kris: *stunned silence*
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I think by “healthy” she meant not wearing a shirt with a wine stain on it and your shoes matched.
*so* mean. i hate that! people might as well say “you normally look like shit, what’s going on today?”
How stupid. WTF? Someone once asked me if it was especially hard to speak French with “that southern accent.” People are just boobs.
Don’t you just love it? My passive-aggressive neighbor says shit like this all of the time.
This is proof some people should be flagged, tagged and neutered, forever deprived of the right to reproduce. I’ll put your “friend” in line just behind my idiot coworker who, after one year, still can’t figure out how to work the fucking postage meter.
Did you flip them the bird?
My boss once walked in, looked at me, and said, “I like you SO much better with short hair.” Now granted, at the time I had just cut my hair pretty short, but what was she saying about my hair style of the previous year? Point of the story? Back-handed compliments are awful.
WHAT? as opposed to death’s door?
Heh, my co-worker just said “You’re pretty small. Can I throw you down my well to see if it really is dried up?”
Gee, thanks.
I’m guessing you are using the term friend as an abstract.
Dontcha just love friends?!
I have to delurk for this one – holy hell, what kind of comment was that??!! While it did get a chuckle out of me at first, I slowly crept into *stunned silence* mode myself. Shit.
I had a *friend* who INSISTED I borrow some of her undereye concealer.
I should have offered her half my vial of Botox.
Sensitive. Discreet. Compassionate. Non-judgmental. Everything you want in a friend.
With friends like these…
I’m amused that he/she believes that you look best when something’s wrong. You must look fantastic during a nervous breakdown!
People tell me that when I show up to work NOT hungover.
Wow, I think you forgot some apostrophes around that word “friend.” Unless it was meant in total sarcasm, this sucks!
That comment doesn’t even make any sense. Why would something be *wrong* if you look *healthy*? Like you should say “yes, goddammit, I ate too many carrots today. Fucking vitamins!” I mean, wtf?
& by “friend” you meant “classless whore” of course.
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