Comments on: Because a blogger’s got to have her fantasies

By: ETK

ETK — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:58:41 +0000

That’s why reading via an rss reader rocks, you don’t know how often I stalk you. :)

Kidding! I hope I run into you in a bar one day in DC.

By: Suemoo

Suemoo — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:25:26 +0000

Well, I suppose after more than a year of lurking I should probably introduce myself, I know how much the lurkers niggle at you. So lets get this out of the way, my name is Suzanne, I’m from the UK, I’m 20 in 6 days and I’ve been clean and sober for 3 weeks now- crap…wrong meeting…

May I just say that I think you are possibly the most wonderful person I have never met, I share your crazy sense of humour, your dislike of children (I swear I’m never having ANY and I detest it when others say “oh well you say that now…” and look at me with that bloody irritating knowing smile as if they know better), your love of cats (I currently have 2 and plan to share my life with a feline family), use of the word “murr” and apparently similar luck with the opposite sex (although I tend to acquire obsessed stalkers rather than normal relationships)

I have enjoyed sharing you life with you in blog form at least, so it’s only fair that I share a little back if only to ease your rabid curiosity
*purrs* – Suemoo

By: KP

KP — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:24:26 +0000

Sometimes I wish I didn’t have StatCounter. I spend way too much time wondering who the heck the person is who lives in Kentucky and seems to spend hours on my blog, but never comments. Who *is* that person?!?! It’s driving me nuts.

By: printed words

printed words — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:50:57 +0000

Great post. When I had my first blog, I remember having a dream that I was at a party with my commenters and some blogger friends (that I had never met, of course, most of them not even through pictures). I was freaked and thought I was crazy. It seems we all have our blogger fantasies anyhow [relieved].

By: splendor in the grass

splendor in the grass — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:05:07 +0000

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By: Kristin

Kristin — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:49:50 +0000

By the way … Colorado ? Don’t wave a $100 bottle of wine at Kris. You’re wasting about $93.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:46:29 +0000

drop by santa barbara anytime !!

By: AudaciousAria

AudaciousAria — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:52:00 +0000

“…There’s another one involving moonlight and a clown mask and your work parking garage, but I best keep that one under wraps.”

Holy crap woman, that one really did get my knickers in a twist,

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:35:20 +0000

My interactions with StatCounter are more freak outs every time I see Chicago and I’m like “shit! Work found my blog. They now know I have a blog and a penchant for swearing.”

And then I remember I tend to swear at work and I calm down.

By: TrappedInColorado

TrappedInColorado — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:35:57 +0000

What the hell? You’ve known my gps coordinates all this time and you have not knocked on my door yet!!?? Women. I don’t get you.

I’d open my door and lure you in waving that $100 bottle of wine. Muhahahahaha (evil scientist laugh)

By: deanne

deanne — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:34:22 +0000

kris, new site = lovely (i like the header!).

By: Liz J in Central Ill

Liz J in Central Ill — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:38:43 +0000

*snorting Diet Coke out my nose*

Thanks for the fit of giggles you just caused – - I really needed this today . . . :-)

By: kimmer

kimmer — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:26:13 +0000

tap, tap, tap… Here’s Johnny!!!

(hee hee hee)

By: Schokolade Mädchen

Schokolade Mädchen — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:58:29 +0000

Can you show up at my house as Falkor, the blue flying dog from The Neverending Story? I don’t know why, but I’ve always wanted to ride that dog….

By: Mia

Mia — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:32:10 +0000

Yeah.. why is it that you can only find the “cool kids” on the computer.

Around my house all I have are squirrels.

By: gorillabuns

gorillabuns — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:10:37 +0000

You really are good if you can figure out the GPS coordinates from Stat Counter. I can’t figure out shit.

By: surviving revival

surviving revival — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:26:05 +0000

Hey, I’m eating hot wings now!

Lmao, I’ve always wondered about the frequent commenters (via email, of course). The compatibility, etc. Don’t you just wonder?

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:20:59 +0000

Now *that* is pure hilarity. I’ve always considered myself kooky, but I am in awe of your kookiness. :)

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:16:04 +0000

Sometimes, when you’re looking at me, I’m looking at you looking, so you’re looking at me looking at you looking,… and the fantasies come one right on top of another in almost infinite variety.

The men in the box? They’re alive right?

Mentos moment — priceless

By: MereCat

MereCat — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:46:54 +0000

I see you coming up the driveway with my mail in your hand, like a good neighbor, and I pop the door open while holding the dog. You slide past me and overly enthusiastic dog, plop on the couch like you live here. I crack open your favorite wine before you even ask because friends always know.

By: kitkat

kitkat — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:48:30 +0000

I am blissfully unaware about what a statcounter can do. I’ll leave it at that.

In another I tap you on the shoulder to find that you are quite possibly one of the most beautiful human specimens ever created, and you can’t believe it’s me, it’s really me, and we know in an instant we are meant to be together because people wear sexual compatibility and the aversion to children on their faces. And we spend a week of splendor frolicking in tall grass in bare feet and eating wings at Hooters

I’m flattered. Really, I am, Kris, but I don’t do wings. Sorry. It wasn’t meant to be.

By: Wilma

Wilma — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:29:07 +0000

You’re welcome at my sliding glass back door with Pinot anytime & I have no children to tuck anywhere.
Just an excessively ornery cat who thinks Cheez Whiz is the greatest snack ever.

By: amber

amber — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:01:21 +0000

Brilliantly random. Love it. Come save me from my cubicle!!

By: Gwen

Gwen — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:40:12 +0000

Dude, you are nuts. I will eat hot wings with you, though.

By: Rebekah

Rebekah — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:28:06 +0000

Yipe! Statcounter scares me because I read my blogroll in sections every day, and I always forget who I’ve gone to… so if you see me click on three times in an hour, don’t be afraid. I’m just a moron. No clown mask.