Monthly Archives: July 2008

Status quo

Travel is on hold for the minute, and I’m glad for that. I fancy myself the kind of woman who loves to jump from place to place, but truth be told, sometimes just sitting on my couch with the cats and some Cabernet suits me just fine. Because I didn’t expect to be here, but [...]

nice backhand

Friend: Wow! Kris, you look great today. Like really healthy. Is something wrong?
Kris: *stunned silence*

The Latest Bloomer

In 1985, I called my best friend Maureen in a desperate flurry of rotary numbers. I wanted to be the first to tell her. Had she heard it? At first, silence. “Heard what?” she asked. Heard Madonna’s awesome new song? I said with considerable pubescent sass. “No,” she said. “How does it go?” I hummed [...]

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