If you caught 60 Minutes Sunday night, you spent one half hour of your life learning much of what you already knew about sleep deprivation: it can impair your memory, your driving prowess, and your ability to be asked inane questions without choking Leslie Stahl. But guess what else? When a male fruit fly is [...]
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Ewe
06.15.08 –
I want so badly for you to be here, to sit in your recliner and tell me to drop it, whatever it is that consumes me and brings on the drama I hate. I want you to take forever to pull up the channel listing, methodically considering each button push and its outcome, while the [...]
Because both Blackberry posting and I are overrated
06.10.08 –
Still no laptop, which brings to mind words for the repair geeks that include “asshats” and “les asshats.” I thought about recycling a post, which would require some serious effort given that I’d have to read through my archives. I thought about recycling one of your posts, but your made-up copyright statement said that was [...]