Monthly Archives: June 2008

Considering breaking a bottle of champagne against the monitor, but I might just drink it instead

I picture that one day when I have a place of my own, one that fits me and has the colors and furniture to suit me, that I’ll want to linger in every corner. I’ll lie in the middle of the bed and marvel at shades of taupe, pinch myself that the bedside lamps are [...]

Crybabies

NBC has a new show that smacks of an after-school special, one gloriously broadcast at night so adults are home to laugh at its idiocy. This one has an interesting premise: from what I can tell, they take teen couples who are getting it on and make them take care of babies. From the promos, [...]

Girls Gone Child

I’ve often wondered what boys talk about at sleepovers, whether it’s about girls or football or embarrassing Chemistry class erections. I know what girls talk about, and can vouch for the fact that it doesn’t change much from the time you’re using a Strawberry Shortcake sleeping bag to the age at which you slip into [...]

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