Marlboro and I had breakup sex last night. Pinot Grigio invited us both to her place and before I knew it there he was. I’m not going to lie; it was good to be close to him, his lean body, his sweet smell. Things were comfortable and there’s something to be said for familiarity. Cheap, [...]
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Preachy keen
06.26.08 –
I know a girl going through a breakup. It’s a break, really, but regardless of the official terminology, it clearly hurts like a breakup. Thoughts of never being with that person again are incredibly painful, like someone setting your hair on fire. Or an iron rod being rammed through your skull. Or Keebler elves shaving [...]
Please, sir, may I have another?
06.24.08 –
Day 1
Quitting smoking? Quitting smoking. It’s gotten to be too much, too often, too needed. I’m energized, I’m feeling good, I’m dreading it.
Day 1, morning 1. A woman in front of me at McDonald’s pays for her breakfast with dimes. DIMES. I contemplate impaling her on my Diet Coke straw but decide that wouldn’t be [...]