Monthly Archives: May 2008

the sad, sad state of affairs

I made the mistake of watching the Bachelorette on Tivo last night. If this is all that’s left in the dating pool – men who special order briefs with your name scrawled on the ass, boys who get so tanked that they rip off their shirts to expose chests that should not see the dim [...]

Evasion 101

If you’ve read more than three of my posts, you know that at some point I stocked up on fear multi-packs on special. As a child, I had a diagnosable dread of someone finding my underwear while at a sleepover. It mattered not if they were dirty or clean, I made sure I buried those [...]

agreeing to disagree

I tried the snake comparison with a friend the other day. It’s the one I pull out when trying to convince a particularly doubting Thomas or Theresa that not wanting children is a completely rational choice, like hating brussel sprouts or Dancing With the Stars.
“Do you like reptiles?”
He’s a good sport. He laughed.
“Would you like [...]

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