I’m a woman who talks a good game. I probe acquaintances for specifics of their sex lives, I request details of every gross surgery or open wound, and I’ll approach complete strangers to ask them where they got their highlights. But last night at the MAC store, I simply refused to ask the saleswoman for [...]
Monthly Archives: April 2008
childfree to be you and me
04.21.08 –
I’m not going to BlogHer this summer. I decided this based on a variety of factors, not the least of which was the fact that I’m not speaking this year and therefore would have to pay for the conference, which would minimize the disposable income I generally reserve for Laffy Taffy and Bonne Bell Lip [...]
There’s no reason for hugs! There’s no reason for tears!
04.15.08 –
Well, there are several reasons for both, but not a one of ‘em is growing off of my cat’s bum! They don’t think it’s more c-a-n-c-e-r! Not to be said above a whisper! Until now!
Tonight’s vet exam was quite thorough. There was palpating and prodding and yes, there was gooey clear lube, and quite [...]