Alrighty – the guilty pleasure will be indulged! The live blogging of the 859th Academy Awards will begin promptly at the stroke of 8:30 pm here on the eastern seaboard. I may start at 8 if the pre-show is relatively interesting, which I am guessing it will not be. Unless someone falls [...]

Its a funny thing, this not making the final jury cut. It’s a different kind of rejection, but it smacks a little like watching Steve K. dance with another while you stand alone picking potato chip shards out of your braces.
I did my best to make both sides happy. Mr. Prosecutor, I’m 5′5″, I abhor [...]