When you aren’t too busy doing something more fabulous than I like buying that trench from Burberry for which I’ll only ever window shop, or even counting the number of Grape Nuts you can eat for 2 points, which also qualifies, please do your dear friend Kris a favor and Google the following three words:
BITTER SINGLE GIRL
You wish you were me.
Yeah, me neither.
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And there you are! Lovely as ever :)
Wouldn’t it suck to be #2? I mean, if you’re gonna do it, do it well.
wow look at you go!!
wonder what i’d have to google to pull myself up?
im not sure id even wanna know.
Oh my!
Well, at least you’re on top!
Wow. I mean, they always say the truth hurts, but when it comes from Google…damn.
For the record, I don’t think you’re bitter.
Being first in that search term is almost as cool at Michigan being number 1 in murders and foreclosures.
Oh lovely Kris.
We have to think, dear blogger, who was the first person to search that? Shirley, it wasn’t you.
I think it’s pretty cool. I can sure think of worse things you could Google to see yourself. Seriously.
I’m going to have to say it is better than Googling the SECRET new name of your company and having and entire company find out that you had a blog. And you guessed the SECRET new name correctly.
This is from Google. Who tells you your sore throat is the eary signs of the Bubonic Plague.
Does the fact that you are #2 for ’sass single girl’ help matters?
Nah?
Okay, I’m grabbing a few bottles of wine and will be over in ten.
You’re # 1 Kris- there and in our hearts!
Be Thankful you aren’t # 1 in:
bitter wine girl
bitter wine bitch
bitter wine goddess
bitter old girl
bitter old goddess
bitter old bitch
and about all the other permutations that are just too exausting to check. Many folks never become # 1 at ANYTHING!
Hey Kris,
Did you notice that Today, All the major studios retaliated fot the golden globes by officially FIRING all the striking writers? See? They will do ANYTHING so as not to part with the money!
I think it’s actually pretty awesome.
(I’m always amazed at the top searches for any site, and how silly and involved they are sometimes. Clearly I’m not a creative googler.)
I am SO PROUD.
awww!! You are so wonderfully great, I should be able to google “fantastic friend” and come up with you.
I would wear it as a badge of pride…and I think the Grape Nuts would make me bitter. Don’t they scrape the roof of your mouth?
2 ounces. Oh you want the number of Grape Nuts….to be honest, why not just chew on rope…it has the same amount of fiber and it is much tastier! :D
Anywho, as a fellow Weight Watcher, I jest. Eat more Splenda, it cuts down on the bitterness. :D
Thanks for taking that one thing away from me, you bastard.
Hey! my uber-competitive self is very proud of you being #1…at anything, really!
Nothing like being NUBBER ONE BABYYYYY!!! woop woop.
23 grapenuts…24…25…
(kidding)
I DOOO want to be you!!! YOU ARE WONDERFUL!
Not Bitter, witty and sharp. Damn google, when are you going to learn the difference?