Comments on: Sex in Your City

By: liqi007

liqi007 — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:45:20 +0000

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By: Bill

Bill — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:26:00 +0000

This is clearly a cautionary tale about text and the hazards of typos. And an excellent argument for the importance of editors. Although I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable with someone informing they feel there may be an error in my salacious and impassioned meditation on someone’s “pissy.”

By: Erika

Erika — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:18:00 +0000

Submit this article to a magazine. I’m not kidding–you are the shit. xoxo, Valente

By: nicoleantoinette

nicoleantoinette — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:14:00 +0000

This is the first post of your that I’ve read and it’s hilarious and dead on- the perfect blog combination! :)

It’s all so true though, the things we think are sexy v. what everyone else thinks is sexy etc. etc. I do love me some good soft serve ice cream sex though… What?

By: Mia

Mia — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:02:00 +0000

To the post above:

Amen sistah.

Nothing says HAPPY HOLIDAYS like a loving human touch.

Some day.

By: Heather B.

Heather B. — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:13:00 +0000

Perhaps I’m still single because my pajamas are about as sexy as it gets. Though to others the cleavage gets to them. So who the hell knows.

Now that we’ve gone from o-face to cleavage I’m going to go now.

By: Grampa

Grampa — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:04:00 +0000

I loves me some monkeys.

Give me an organ grinder, and I’ll give you the world.

By: Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake

Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:44:00 +0000

This is why I love married sex. We have to put up with each other’s ugly sex faces.

And if Antonio Banderas is going around seducing nuns,then please direct me to the habits. I lurvvvee a man with an accent.

By: Jennie Thomason

Jennie Thomason — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:28:00 +0000

Dirty text messaging is apparently much more dangerous than I thought.

By: sandra

sandra — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:22:00 +0000

I once fell off a bed during an attempt to be sexy. I’m not sure it worked.

By: Nettie

Nettie — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:17:00 +0000

Antonio Banderas cologne? I wouldn’t even touch the bottle let alone consider smelling it for my man.

Would have been even funnier if you had included red patten leather high heels with the thigh highs. He might have had a heart attack.

By: PinkPiddyPaws

PinkPiddyPaws — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:21:00 +0000

Poor thing…. you never know… that may be her real “O-face” and she can’t do anything about it other than not have the Big-O anymore and that would just be sad….

By: twobuyfour

twobuyfour — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:38:00 +0000

One never quite knows what it is about us that attracts or repels the opposite sex. Oh sure, we THINK it’s our cool new haircut or our stylish new pants (you mean girls don’t CARE what car I drive?!?) but in the end, it’s more likely to be the way we made eye contact or didn’t, or the way we smiled at the right time or didn’t. Or maybe it’s the way we smell.

By: kitkat

kitkat — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:31:00 +0000

Frankly, if things are being done correctly, no one should really give a hoot about the O-face. Jeez.

While I agree that everyone has different definitions of sexy, I think we can all agree that text messaging is pretty low on that scale. And what's with you and Kim using your phones for sexual pleasure these days? Doesn't anyone communicate in person anymore?

(Please feel free to note the irony of that last statement being made on a BLOG)

By: Ashlie

Ashlie — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:25:00 +0000

That is so funny. Sometimes my dh and I are on seperate pages with “sexy” as well.

By: kris

kris — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:00:00 +0000

Oh, r2, if only all the Detroit boys could be as sweet and funny.

By: t2ed

t2ed — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:36:00 +0000

If this isn’t an endorsement of doggy style I don’t know what is. And you can both still watch the football game too. I like to pretend the cheering is for us.

Thank you, I’m here all week.

By: Jorge

Jorge — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:11:00 +0000

Sexy.

Y'all don't know sexy.

Have you SEEN my apron, dawg?

By: The Notorious N.A.T.

The Notorious N.A.T. — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:29:00 +0000

This reminds me of a night about a year and a half ago. I was seeing a new boy (who I would inevitably still obsess over in the many months since), and he met up with me and some friends for some post happy hour drinks. I was heavily under the influence of a beautiful Shiraz…Anyway, we leave to go back to my place and just as we’re about to do the deed, I do an unintentional, surely not graceful, back flip off my bed and thud onto the floor. He still refers to it as my “Van Wilder” incident. I still think of this moment as the “bad sex face” where he just decided that perhaps that was a little too over the top.

Hawt.

By: JordanBaker

JordanBaker — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:11:00 +0000

This is why Jebus wants us all to make the sex with the lights off.

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:44:00 +0000

Thigh highs rock! In fact, I’m in the middle of writing a blog posting about them!

By: Gunfighter

Gunfighter — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:50:00 +0000

Hmmm never failed to go around again because of the O face… because, if done properly, I’ll be too busy taking care of business to worry about it.

As for the thigh highs… I’m sure theyd be great on you.

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:18:00 +0000

Yes, but who's gonna keep the monkeys safe?
I once sent a text that was meant to ask, "When will you be home?" but that the editor sent out as "When will you be good?" (While this particular story had an unpredictably happy ending, in general, do not text while driving)

By: WildbillthePirate

WildbillthePirate — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:08:00 +0000

It sounds like the guy was going to do the “Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam!” Before he ever crossed the Street!
As for the “O-Face,” anyone I’ve ever slept with I’ve wanted to see theirs & I hope they wanted to see mine. It’s like the Others’ personal scent, it either attracts or repells you. I don’t suggest Anyone sleeps with someone whose scent is repellant!

I see Antonio has several Colognes out there. I guess it sure beats working for a living.

By: Maya

Maya — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:44:00 +0000

This is why, ahem, alternate positioning, is so much fun. No danger of seeing anyone's O-face.

I don't think you can really 'text' sexy for more than a few exchanges. Than it's like, oh gahhd what NOW?

Antonio? Yes, please. Mostly because he DOGGED Madonna for Melanie Griffith and is still with her.