Monthly Archives: September 2007

The story of the most recent date, told in most circuitous fashion with multiple dessert references.

I really like chocolate chip mint ice cream. I’ve tried a lot of different flavors in my life, and you know what? It just does it for me. Coffee, vanilla, strawberry – even chocolate brownie chunk, the namesake of my thighs – they’re all good, but I prefer chocolate chip mint to most any variety. [...]

nostrakimus

Last night was the first time I saw the new man since the – *cough* – incident. Kim showered me with tough love advice before the date.
Kim’s thoughts as to how the night should go:
Ah, well, what *I* would do is keep it light at the beginning. Not light and fluffy, just light. Small talkish, [...]

Turned tables

Overheard in a Northern Virginia Outback Steakhouse:
Elderly man surveying one of two Bloomin’ Onions just brought to his table, to five of his same-aged male buddies: “Good God. Can you imagine how many calories are in this thing?”

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