Monthly Archives: September 2007

on hives and the high

It appears, dear friends, that hives are not unlike the boyfriend you tried to shake with help of friends and family and occasional docs, the one who was never good to you but seemed to stick to you like glue. With the help of three prescription antihistamines and steroids, the larger wheals that kept me [...]

the 1950s called. they want their sexism back.

My good friend’s dating partner, who doesn’t like the term boyfriend, when she tried to express to him some of her intimacy needs:
Dr. Ruth says a woman should be responsible for her own orgasms.

Crabby.

I’m intensely irritable, and even moreso than usual, it is not a good look on me. For the past three days, I have been the host to large red and ultimately white welts, some smaller and others bordering on the size of nickels and quarters. Urticaria, the Internet tells me they’re called, what we [...]

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