to the asshat who broke into my car last night

Now how did you know I was a quart low on drama?

Thanks. I so needed that.

17 Comments

  1. sue
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Oh, NOOOOOOO…. craptastic.

    Sorry.

  2. Jorge
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    It wasn’t me.

  3. Tracy Kaply
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Dude, SUCKAGE.

  4. punky
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    want us to beat someone up for you?

    we’re good like that.

  5. Mean Rachel
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Are you secretly Adrienne Curry and we just didn’t know it?

  6. Beth
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Did they at least steal something good? Someone once bashed out a window of my car and stole my cassette tapes (WELL into the days of CDs) and a 6-tape VHS collection of the mini-series “Ivanhoe” from A&E. The idiots left my cell phone and radar detector.

  7. Gwen
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Oy. Sorry about that.

  8. canape
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    What a dipshit.

  9. mysterygirl!
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    This totally sucks– but Beth’s comment made me laugh. When my friend’s car got stolen, they actually picked and chose which CDs to leave behind. Poor Guster– the thugs just don’t appreciate you.

  10. Claire
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    That fucker. If it makes you feel any better, which it probably won’t, someone hit my new car that I’ve had 4 months and drove off.

    I wish horrible things for those kind of people.

  11. Mamma
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    What?!!

    I just wanted to be NEAR you.

  12. playfulinnc
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    Man. I hope something equally good happens to you to even it out~

  13. gorillabuns
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    i have had this happen twice.

    the only thing i was pissed about was the stolen, “concrete blonde” cd.

    oh, yeah, and the fact my car had been stripped and left on cinder block on the south side.

    i’m so sorry!

  14. Kristin
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    I did it. I wanted your used lipstick and plastic sunglasses. I am making a voodoo doll.

  15. Ryane
    Posted 08.16.07 | Permalink

    oh that totally sucks. i am really sorry to hear about that! a pox on that moron for such BS…my his/her karma come and bite them in the ass. hard.

  16. EDW
    Posted 08.17.07 | Permalink

    I’m sorry, Kris! Come to the Motherland and we’ll drink some wine.

    Oh! Today I had a boob shelf moment. I wish I had a camera to capture it for you.

  17. JordanBaker
    Posted 08.17.07 | Permalink

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. . . .

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