You arrive 25 minutes early, the result of your obsession with being prompt for each and every engagement. If you’re being honest, a late entrance would also mean you’d have to walk toward him, revealing once and for all that your skirt does not look nearly as good in motion as it does perched atop [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2007
God rest ye merry costumed men
08.24.07 –
I care not for people in costume.
(That’s not altogether true, as we all know that a number 1) they serve their purpose on annual October 31sts when no one is a better Dorothy than I, and c number 3) the practice is acceptable in certain boudoir situations. That said.)
I can’t stand when law-abiding, self-respecting adults [...]
knee deep
08.22.07 –
Life is turned upside down right now. Not because things aren’t going stupendously, but because work deadlines, an overbooked calendar and spotty home Interweb service leave me too far from this e-obsession. I’m tired and not in my right writing mind. Ask Kim. Last night I told her something was “totally [...]